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abadwulf.bsky.social
🖖🏼 | 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝕭𝖔𝖎 | corporate werewolf | scoundrel
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Instead of saying “no problem” to someone today my brain chose violence and decided “on your problem.”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Today is an excellent day to download the Buy Nothing app and use it to share free stuff with your community (Ever wonder what to do with lotion you try once and hate, or where to rehome extra moving boxes with extra wear in them? Buy Nothing is great for this. And the app means you don't need FB)

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

submitted 116 days ago • 87 comments

Me: make it a double Server: so two bowls of pho?

submitted 102 days ago • 6 comments

the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep

submitted 27 days ago • 25 comments

*Jennifer Coolidge voice* I want to be in a coma real bad

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

this app has the two biggest communities of people who tell jokes and people who don’t know what jokes are on the entire Internet

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

There is an article in my local paper talking about the price of eggs and the impact on restaurants. This was the first comment.

submitted 28 days ago • 1486 comments

Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him

submitted 30 days ago • 20 comments

My son, the interior designer.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You have been blessed by Gem Giant Homer. You will get gems

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

hit my head and now i remember an entire life as an industrial revolution coal tycoon

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Timeline cleanse.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Me and the teen absolutely cackling over this

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Timeline cleanse.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot stand people who do awful things and then turn around like but I’m learning and growing so it’s fine. You, are an asshole. lol

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, I can do casual. We enter into a blood pact with a once dead forest god, become mad with power, and eternal enemies.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

And that’s why I block them. No one has time for this kind of negativity.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Man,

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

@bunny-summers.bsky.social

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

buffy without joss whedon the gods really are smiling on us just this once

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

Many people in the comments also don’t know.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Chill Sunday, beautiful day. I’m out running a few errands, traffic is so minimal it’s so nice. Then what would happen my way? A cyber truck. Ruined.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I just wrote an email to my therapist at 1am about a feral cat in my bathroom. Casual Friday night.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

With my luck the world would end right after I spent all day cleaning the house.

submitted 53 days ago • 25 comments

One hassle or bummer away from having no chill

submitted 54 days ago • 11 comments

Me waking up in the morning: *sighs heavily* what have I gotten myself into?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The feminine urge to haunt.

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Allllll byyyy myyyseeeelllllfff, I wanna be.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

The best part about wfh days is I’m less likely to see a cyber truck.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Forget the cowboys. Where have all the vampires gone?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

[at restaurant] THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine ME: idk ask the some liar THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier? ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

submitted 91 days ago • 41 comments

If i was a Battlestar Galactica fan and wanted to host a Battlestar Galactica themed dinner party my main dish would be Battlestar Galactikka Masala

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

@throatpiss.bsky.social has a show at Patton Haus on the 31st. You should be there, your people are probably going to be there.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shit oh fuck you should book a sick tattoo with me (please)

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

submitted 60 days ago • 114 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Just like a spider plant, I thrive in near darkness and occasional neglect.

submitted 62 days ago • 6 comments

The Senate has voted 64-35 to pass the Laken Riley Act, which will enable Trump’s ICE to put migrants in detention without due process & empower states to block visa programs & federal immigration policy. 12 Democrats voted with Republicans.

submitted 62 days ago • 34 comments

when u take too much benadryl

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments

We on the academic side tried to warn you what the coalition of forces backing Trump were. We tried to educate about the true threat musk and the Silicon Valley new right actually posed. Here is musk throwing Nazi salutes during trumps inauguration. This is what they have always been. Nazis in suits

submitted 63 days ago • 23 comments

me: hey I can’t sleep, do you think it’s because of stress? my hand puppet: *rolls over to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

submitted 101 days ago • 14 comments

Nice to e-meet you. I hope this e-mail finds you e-well. Unfortunately, I have some bad e-news.

submitted 361 days ago • 1 comment

Trump literally broke TikTok so he could take credit for fixing it. It's disgusting. It's gaslighting. It's scamming & cheating. He's like a drug dealer who steals your stash and then helps you look for it. FUCK DJT!

submitted 64 days ago • 478 comments

#MLKDay2025

submitted 63 days ago • 37 comments

alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone! his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too

submitted 63 days ago • 38 comments

An incredible loss to the country and this world.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible news: Cecile Richards, the activist and former president of Planned Parenthood, has died at the age of 67.

submitted 63 days ago • 62 comments