With my luck the world would end right after I spent all day cleaning the house. - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 58 days ago

With my luck the world would end right after I spent all day cleaning the house.

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flameduck.bsky.social•57 days ago

This is why I stopped cleaning the house. You're welcome world.😹😹😹

huckricardo.bsky.social•57 days ago

My proudest bluesky moment:

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂🤣

marktspence.bsky.social•57 days ago

That'll shave 3 years off your time in Purgatory...

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂

crispb.bsky.social•57 days ago

Bruno Mars “If the world was ending I’d want to be next to brooo-oo-oooom.”

crispb.bsky.social•57 days ago

“If the party was over its our time to plug in the vacu-oo-oo-oom.”

ladylofi.bsky.social•57 days ago

We need to stop doing that. I posted about deep cleaning and finding a shit ton of dog toys and being a hero yesterday and...fuuuuuck

deejmco.bsky.social•57 days ago

Or winning the lottery. Probably both

debby1000.bsky.social•57 days ago

That’s how I feel 🤣

jenx-cellent.bsky.social•57 days ago

I never actually spend all day cleaning the house, but I agree with you anyway.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂

dntboise.bsky.social•58 days ago

Why take that chance?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

Exactly

thelippyfish.bsky.social•57 days ago

Another reason not to clean the house.

henribreboeuf.bsky.social•57 days ago

Right? It’s why I’ve been putting it off

amishsupermodel.bsky.social•57 days ago

That’s why I refuse to dust.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

I dust about 6 times a year 😂

y2kbronco.bsky.social•57 days ago

What are this dust you speak of?

jackiebouvier.bsky.social•57 days ago

That often?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

🤣 And it's a pure coincidence that we also have houseguests 6 times a year

jackiebouvier.bsky.social•57 days ago

That reminds me of one of my old tweets. 😁

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

Sounds like you need to bring it back to life!

jackiebouvier.bsky.social•57 days ago

🤣

pandathletic.bsky.social•57 days ago

Thanks for keeping us all safe 🫡

bealorn.bsky.social•57 days ago

This is giving me similar vibes to when I got new tires on my car and detailed the shit out of it only for my neighbor to crash into and total my parked car the next day 💀💀

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

Oh man, this is a legit fear I have after getting work done on my vehicle

texasgardenbee.bsky.social•56 days ago

Oh no. Should I plant the garden?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•56 days ago

ABPTG (Always Be Planting The Garden)

baronvonj.bsky.social•57 days ago

Clean at night!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•56 days ago

🤣

californiahorst.bsky.social•57 days ago

I think it would be nice to die in a clean house

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂 Yeah, it would

melwin7777.bsky.social•57 days ago

That’s my excuse for not doing a lot of things I’m probably supposed to do as a “functional” adult.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

It's why I can never budget money. Might be dead tomorrow!

neonchinchilla.bsky.social•57 days ago

"Shitter is clean!!!"

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂😂

freebo.bsky.social•57 days ago

Agree. I feel the universe’s cold indifference whenever I drop a clean plate in the sink and break it! If I’d known it had to die, let it go out doing what it loved: being covered in cream cheese.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😆

freebo.bsky.social•57 days ago

Oh, no, I spent half of yesterday cleaning…. I better not risk anymore 😱 I don’t want to bring on the apocalypse that way….

theciscokidder.bsky.social•57 days ago

😂