abbeybartlet.bsky.social
Politically Abrasive | Socially liberal | Big History nerd | Gardens, Bakes, Wine Makes | Dog Mama | If you voted for the Sentient Carrot or didn't vote at all, STFU | Bastard child of @Stonekettle | DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE
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Great eyebrows do not equal intelligence. Just ask Marco Rubio. Or George Santos.
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She's a traitor. But damned don't Traitor47 adore ANY traitors!
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All the historians are showing up for the facts, I'm here for the frolic and because it's a low-brain-wattage kinda day and I'm gonna say rando shi.stuff.
Johnny: What's your real name, Baby?
Baby: Frances. For the first woman in the Cabinet.
Look at me over here #DirtyDancing at the facts!
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Ya know Donnie is showing some leg to get the goods.
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The Nazi cosplayers always wanna pretend they all that, legally, personally, professionally, sociologically, sexually. I mean, there's no end to a broken dude who's cosplaying "I ain't hurt" giving dark comedic gold.
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Fuck off new pope whatever, unless you're doing to represent us all and not just the dick-sucking part of the world.
Please, fuck off forever. Maybe to heaven?
Oh no, ya ass going straight to any version of hell and give zero fucks who this offends.
GROW UP AND STOP DEPENDING ON YA SKY DADDY.
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"the axeslinger was not a grizzled classic rock veteran, but a 24-year-old Venezuelan on a giant pony"
^^^^the best quote I've read in years^^^^
That's a one-of-a-kind Les Paul she's playing that they made in FOUR DAYS. Holy shit!
www.guitarworld.com/artists/guit...
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My great-grandfather was a coal miner. My gram would tell stories about seeing her dad come home, completely black from head to toe.
He also died of lung cancer waaay before his time.
Fuck this fucking fucker fuckface.
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Gotta be honest in that "Fanta fuhrer" was the winner that got me to the click.
Welcome to MY insanity of history, bakes, wine makes, and gardening. Leave the forests and glens alone, let's rip up every inch of useless lawn on the planet!
You may now return to your regularly-scheduled sanity.
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Almost every day of the year, I am Sister Michael. Even funnier when you realize my hubbs is Michael. I'm "Sister Michael" when I'm about to fcuk up someone with their idiocy.
I know I'm on deck when my kids say, "Where's Sister Michael when you need her?" and that's my clue to cut through the BS.
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I do, however, have time for fascism. Oh, sweet lil candy glass child. I'll never stop fighting his shit, but I choose the game board.
Some days, the only power I have is to point and laugh, and I do so loudly. The rest of time, I sit here agog and wonder where in the upside down this place exists.
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I wish I still had X, I'd gleefully tell him what a candy-ass fuckin manbaby he is and then dare him to come after me.
I'm in such a priv'd position that this little bitchboy cannot hurt me. Like, I can bounce, little man, you ain't no thing, Leon.
But he a bish and I ain't got time for a bish.
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I'm so sorry so many needed to leave, but I'm deeply grateful to countries who gave them shelter and allowed each to continue their work. In the middle of their trauma, these scientists continue to work. I'm humbled by their offering.
Humanity matters to me; countries, less so. Thank you to solace.
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"I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT"
If we could all be so pure in thought and action, life might look a lot less complicated. You're my happy thought most days, man. You're gold in a fecal world. I love you, dude!!!
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You can almost see her brain cells going, "Shit, we gotta come up with a good story. Work, bishez," and it's horrifying.
This is who currently runs USA. We can do better, but we have to want it and then do it.
Wanting better isn't enough. One has to actually do the thing.
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I spent approx 35 seconds there and walked away saying "nope nope nope" the entire time.
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I have library cards from 7 systems. I haven't been in one of your sad-ass, corpo-$-loving stores since 2018.
But please, tell me I'm the problem. Tell me how my reading 300+ books per yr is a problem, except those profits don't end up YOUR CEO profits. Please, tell me how I'm the problem.
FOH
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And I celebrate you, but I'm trying to ensure my kid doesn't die in this shithole country called USA. I do appreciate the response though.