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Lover. Singer. Funny Lady. 6’2. Passionate about empowerment, intimacy, self-discovery and connection. Based in Vancouver, BC. Unceded Musqueam, Squamish and Tseil-Watuth Territory
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No babe don’t cry- of course I wanna take the Vengabus there with you…

Scurvy-Ridden Whale Men, the Musical

Darn- the hour we lost was the one I was gonna get my life together…

Love this town 🤣

sigur ros implies the existence of sigur rachel

Seriously? The daylight needs saving AGAIN? And we just keep doing it? How bout save yourself, you sunny bastard…?!?

I hate how accurate this feels right now🫣

It’s called fashion sweetie, look it up💅

Sassy, fancy, silly, smarty Me 🤝 Pants

*On trial for plotting a murder* But your honour, he said “on accident”

the ‘loving to prank call as a teenager’ to ‘blocking anyone who calls as an adult’ pipeline

The good news is even if Luigi is convicted, he can still be president- right?

Everyone needs to chill the f*ck out and eat some soup.

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

Tika says goodnight❤️💤🥱

We see you down there, American friends of all colours and genders. We still have your back❤️ Love, Canada🇨🇦

Lemme get this straight - we can only make straws that last for 30 seconds or 300 years…

Welcoming my followers like

It's alarming, and we must choose each other now. Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to. Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention. They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

So let me get this straight- if you cheat, Carrie Underwood will take a Louisville slugger to your truck. However, If you are a rapist who cheats and is convicted of 34 felony counts related to it, she (checks notes) sings at your inauguration…

When one door closes, another one opens, and that’s why my career as a submarine captain was really, really short.

child custody rap battle

as LA is burning, a swath of the country is recovering from an ice storm, Alabama is preparing for up to 6” of snow and I’m praying for the TX power grid, a reminder: we don’t need climate action just for future generations, we need it now. the climate crisis is here, all around us

People really be like “I am entering my villain era,” and it’s just having boundaries

Wait- he’s been picking up ALL the field mice and bopping them on the head? Unfollowing. So disappointed.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

They charged Luigi Mangione with terrorism for killing one white man. But the FBI just corrected the Mayor of New Orleans and tried to embarrass her on national news saying a man who just drove into a crowd w/ a truck loaded with bombs & started shooting is NOT a terrorist. Fuck this country.

If you write down all the crazy shit people say to you on public transport and string it together eventually it becomes Beck lyrics

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Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣

She was there before Elvis, Little Richard or Johnny Cash swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars. If you've never heard Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of rock 'n' roll, you should.