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A joke who makes jokes & a writer who writes things. There will be Brooklyn 99 memes. For enquiries, email [email protected] (he/him)
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Sorry, but watching Charli XCX on one screen & Doechii on other is life affirming. If only I could pick one major clash-setting set (which I don't do) πŸ”₯ #Glastonbury

Rod Stewart: give nigel farage a chance Loyle Carner: fuck farage I know who I'm a fan of. #Glastonbury

Look, Pulp may be good at Glastonbury, but Ezra Collective was EVEN BETTER. An hour & 15 minutes of pure vibes, motivation & appreciation. Not to mention the love of youth clubs! EZ for life. πŸ’ͺ🏾

Jade at the Woodsies is so good, the first former Little Mixer to grace Glastonbury. In her song FUFN, she encouraged the crowd to say "fuck you" to bullshit, including transphobia & genocide. Very excellent shit. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

kneecap have been ordered to inhale helium before their set, to detract credibility from their songs

Bob Vylan putting a Palestinian flag in their West Holts stage set. Despite the BBC not showing Kneecap live on iPlayer. That's surely something. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

Taking a break from reminding you how fucked up the world is by telling you that Loyle Carner is shelling Glastonbury other stage right now. Put on BBC iPlayer to see the ting. πŸ”₯

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Zohran Mamdani ran for the people & rightfully won. Andrew Cuomo ran for himself & rightfully lost. That's what happened folks. #NYC @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

β€œTonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

I guess you could say the people who thought Andrew Cuomo ran a better campaign than Zohran Mamdani were sequestered in echo chambers and out of touch with what people offline wanted out of a candidate

β€œWhy won’t Zohran Mamdani denounce a dangerous slogan?” asks a headline in the Atlantic. Meanwhile, Andrew Cuomo isn’t asked to denounce a dangerous war criminal whose legal team he joined.

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Israel kills innocent Palestinians. Activists spray-paint a plane. Guess which the UK government calls terrorism | Sally Rooney

Short thread on Yvette Cooper's decision to ban Palestine Action. 🧡

"There will be no future under Comrade Kamala Harris, because she will take us into a Nuclear World War III! She will never be respected by the Tyrants of the World!" Donald Trump, 25 August 2024 "NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!" Donald Trump after launching a nuclear war on Iran, 21 June 2025

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Very interesting how this government's position is that disrupting genocide counts as terrorism but arming genocide doesn't.

NEW YORK (AP) β€” Judge says he will order Columbia University protester Mahmoud Khalil released from immigration detention.

So this is what "impartiality" looks like: giving Reform UK more coverage than they could possibly warrant whilst sanitising any critical coverage of Israel's war crimes on Gaza in the name of "impartiality". The BBC news management is damaging the organisation & needs to be replaced pronto.

What happens when a political agenda takes over any semblance of journalistic standards Telegraph admits its story about private school family not being able to go on five holidays was complete nonsense and not remotely fact-checked Beyond embarrassing www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/the-t...

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

And yet you write it *on Bluesky*. πŸ₯΄

Imagine being an ICE agent & despite this, you're still proud of your work there? I mean ffs. 🀦🏾

Happy father's day to arguably the best taxi driver in the country, one which I love growing up with. Here is an old photo of him which I still treasure today. πŸ’› #fathersday #taxiservice #fatherfigure

This is MAGA America.

Saying audiobooks are "lazy" whilst on the radio doesn't sound lazy to me. πŸ₯±

About fucking time, what about the entire Israeli government www.bbc.com/news/article...

This is how you use your platform. Be more Doechii.πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

International law to prevent the worst kinds of atrocities humans can inflict on each other was a very nice idea maybe we should enforce those

Between a group of humanitarians trying to bring aid to Gaza & the people of LA opposing ICE occupation, two oppressive regimes are trying to stop them because they know people power will eventually prevail. Let's show support for these people in any way we can. Solidarity & keep up the good fight.✊🏾

War criminals trying to stop people from helping victims of war crimes news.sky.com/story/israel...

Jeremy Bowen's long, measured, objective, but ultimately entirely clear and conclusive essay on Israeli war crimes. As Jonathan Sumption puts it: "These things make genocide the most plausible explanation for what is now happening." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

More of this please. Abolish ICE.πŸ’ͺ🏾

I love celebrating Eid & part of it involves wearing new clothes & treasuring them 4 lyf (will do what it takes to keep them on lol). Eid Mubarak to everyone marking this occasion & to the people of Palestine, Sudan & Yemen, I pray for peace & end to the suffering. It's all love πŸ’› πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

2024, we had the Kendrick vs Drake beef. 2025...

Harrowing.

You smell that? It's karma x

Not sure if I ever told anyone this, but I'm a lovely family man. It's just that I'd be called "the worst of humanity" if I, a Black Muslim man, allegedly drove a car onto civilians

Finally there's legitimate discussions about Israel's genocidal rampage on Gaza. The UK government's words mean plenty, but actions mean a lot more (eg halt arms sales & recognise state of Palestine). Please sign this petition to tell them to act now. πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Warm Weather Finally Allows Man To Get Outside, Explore New Ways To Sweat theonion.com/warm-we...