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"The needed to gain 19 seats but they lost 14" #LNPToxicNastyParty 😅 (I'm sorry I'm liking this too much 😳) #AusVotes2025 #AusPol #BinNight

Ahh much better.

Thanks again to Clive Palmer for his $100m donation to the Australian media. Now shove your trumpet up your backside and stop texting me.

Stunned the Libs lost given how amazing their social media campaign was

Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant. by J.D. Vance

This is magnificent from Annabel Crabb: 25 areas where people were most likely to work from home ... 7 of them were Liberal seats, 7 were "teal", all 25 of them were lost by the Coalition last night, including Dutton's own seat of Dickson. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05... #Auspol

The NSW Liberal Party had the time and energy yesterday to expel Andrew Gee’s mother, in her 80s, from the Party because she was spotted handing out with her son. Incredible.

“See you in court.”

Why do the ABC keep saying "Climate 200 backed candidate"? Haven't heard "Gina backed Candidate" #BinNight

"We won't be backflipping on whether you can stay home." Read more: chaser.com.au/national/pub...

Last night was a HUGE blow for LNP populism and Murdochracy in Australia Cheers 🥂 👍👏

This aged well. Thanks so very much for making us laugh uproariously, Rowan. 🙏🥂 #auspol #AusVotes2025

Is poor old James McGrath still sitting alone there in the ABC studios in the dark waiting for the pre-polling to come in? 😎 #blesshiscottonsocks

Waking up and grasping just how irrelevant news.corp and their racist-culture war agenda is. Time for the ALP take this win as a marker in time.

#GutTheChicken #AusVotes #BinNight

The Thug out on his arse. What a fabulous night.

Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?” 😂

Excellent point. NewsCorpse, the Murdochracy threw everything at getting Dutton up again, and they failed completely. They no longer matter.

Worst of all, his best friend Gina said he cant use the private jet anymore. Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...

One of the lessons of Liberal Party over my lifetime is that the next leader will be worse than you thought the last one was.

PUBLIC DECLARATION: my husband Ben said it would be over by 8:30. It was over by 8:30. He said it would be a resounding victory. It was a resounding victory. He said Australians would repudiate Trumpism. Australians have CONCLUSIVELY repudiated Trumpism. Ben was right. Listen to Ben. #auspol

Goodbye Michael Sukkar. #AusVotes25

I think a lot of Liberals will be working from home

We cross now to the Liberal HQ in Kooyong

Sorry it took us a while Pacific neighbours. All three gone! #AusPol #BinNight

"We don't want his voice to our parliament" said voters Read more: chaser.com.au/national/aus...

James McGrath saying Dutton has a sense of humour is the wildest thing he’s said tonight, and he’s said some real outta pocket shit! #auspol #BinNight #ausvotes

Ali France just became the first person to unseat an opposition leader at an election. Despite Peter Dutton’s fear-mongering and culture wars that strategically and deliberately harm minorities, Australians didn’t buy it. And a woman with a disability showed him the door.

All gone

So proud I was able to volunteer with the Zoe Daniel team in #Goldstein. While Tim Wilson’s signs kept toppling over, Zoe’s were unwavering & holding strong. Despite not using Brethrens, Zoe’s volunteers still outnumber Tim Wilson’s. Been a good day. #DontRiskDutton

YUP!

Liberal party propaganda plasted onto a war memorial!!!!!! Won’t see this in Murdoch rags!!!!

#DontRiskDutton #TemuTrump #auspol

Didn’t take the QLD LNP long…. BREAKING: The LNP are increasing rego by 3.4% in July. Labor reduced Rego by 20% and froze all government fees. Where is the cost of living relief promised to Queenslanders?

"Peter Dutton said" Victorians are too scared to go shopping. ABS Retail Trade Data released today. Retail Trade Turnover (by Volume) VIC 2nd strongest YoY growth. WA was #1.

How the goddamn fuck do we live in a place where you’d be censured, sacked or even charged with an offence if you flaunted important regulations at your workplace but nothing at all will happen to Peter Dutton after he flaunted the important regulations at his? #NewsCorpse

For those Liberal Party voters who still think the Libs are a moderate "centre right" party, under Dutton they've voted with Pauline Hanson's One Nation 93% of the time during this last parliament. There's minimal difference between the Libs & Nats AND One Nation. #auspol #AusVotes25 #PutTheLibsLast

PM Albanese says something dodgy’s goin on with the Liberals & the “Executive Brethren” “It doesn’t stack up that hundreds of ppl have just happened to turn up at polling booths, some travelling across state boundaries, to hand out for the Liberal Party wearing Liberal Party shirts🔥

Full details: theshovel.com.au/2022/05/03/independents-chaos-parliament-wank-on-desk/

Those who think Angus Taylor would be a competent Treasurer for us - really don't like us #auspol

101 Republican Nights Trump's been letting more than 40 thieves raid the treasury and his press secretary sounds like Baghdad Bob. With Elon going back to his harem, who will be next to rub the orange genie? Maybe the next comic Don invites to the White House should be Sinbad. by Maureen Dowd

"Now voters don't think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes" Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...

One of the best 3 minutes of your life will be spent watching this. It's powerful stuff Atlas Network - the subversive people manipulating and controlling public debate and holding Australia back from its full potential. #AusVotes2025 Credit: Regenerators Full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecqD...

That the LNP are not prepared to attend ABC interviews, debates or town halls and will only appear in staged and scripted environments tells you everything about (a) their belief in their own policies (b) their respect for the electorate (c) their suitability to represent their constituencies.