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I review videogames, anime and tv shows. I have OCD. I'm agender, pansexual, left-wing, tired and probably drinking. (They/Them) https://thereviewingfloor.wordpress.com/
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There's a bit in Punisher Warzone where Frank suddenly enters a room and punches a man in the face so hard his face caves in. Just cracks like an egg under the sheer force of PUNISHMENT FIST. It fucking rules

No character deserves to shed a toxic bunch of fake fans more than The Punisher, doubt any of these grifters complaining know anything other than Cool Skull Logo, bet they never read the comics and weren't there for the Dolph Lundgren movie, where my real suckers for punishment at?

Aww they're having fun

I want you all to understand that I say this with no hyperbole or exaggeration, Streeting alongside Cass should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

Signalis is still one of my favourite horror games of the past decade, and I think that's in large part down to the music, it's still one of the most beautiful and haunting soundtracks in any horror game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agw_...

Lying on the internet to get access to a game I’ve already bought, 8 hours early ☺️

"OMG WWE ARE WORKING WITH NEW JAPAN!" Counter theory: The Rock has signed with New Japan. He's a young lion

Used my reward points to get this for just under six quid. PSN wants a fiver to upgrade the PS4 version so for that much I might as well have a physical copy

THEYRE FINALLY ANIMATING PART 7 So Berserk is my favourite manga, but SBR is my favourite manga story arc/run/however you want to quantitfy it, my favourite JoJo part and just generally one of my favourite things. GET HYPE! NYO-HOOO!

Some of the teeth in Metaphor offer advice whereas others crave violence. What a curious bunch

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Holy shit what if the wildcard is Eddie and he beats Mox at All In?

Jesus. It's horrible when it's not Chainsawman doing it

Me: "Swerve's got Mox dead to rights, there's no one who can stop him now" Tony Khan:

Put the belt on him

Skipping from Dynamite straight to Dynasty because I want the last image I see before the PPV to be Swerve rising up with glass in his back and murder in his eyes. Why the fuck wasn't that on Collision? That's your go home final image right there for fuck's sake

A few Dynasty predictions that aren't match results: 1. Max Caster's opponent will also be the Wildcard in the Owen, and it'll be Josh Alexander 2. FTR won't turn on each other, they'll turn on Copeland 3. Bill and Keith will turn on Jericho

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Pink is who I want to win, blue is who I think will win. For Max Caster I wrote OP for opponent because I think as usual whoever answers his open challenge will murder him

Been waiting for this. Traded my copy in to wait for a version that just has all the characters in it and doesn't make me use the frankly abhorrent microtransactions and season passes www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohYr...

Might not do DMC this weekend but it'll be immediately after if not

Seen a DMC Anime spoiler -_- So I'll watch and review it at the weekend

Why're you upside down?

I remember when a magazine costing a fiver seemed out of the ordinary. Eight quid they wanted for this. Outrageous. I did buy it though.

Russell Brand reinvented himself as a christian and Trump supporter to shield himself from the rape allegations but they got him anyway, because why the fuck would pretending to be a christian and supporting a convicted rapist shield you from rape allegations?

You never know, she could be Finnish

I need them to put the belt on Swerve on Sunday

I'm willing to give this a chance youtu.be/_8-N8IIq_8I?...

AC Shadows had a "You should call it the telephone" moment just now: met a kid who, disappointed I had killed a bunch of Ronin she found interesting, said she'll put on plays about them Yasuke: "Like Noh" Kid: "Nah, Noh's boring. I'll invent my own and call it Kabuki"

Malakai Black fucked off back to the fed and made Julia Hart's theme worse, the cunt

No interest in getting a switch 2. Zero. Unless they remaster a bunch of SMT games and make them exclusives; then I'll buy one. Don't do that though. Put 'em on PS5.

DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...

Deltarune Ch 1-4 coming to Switch 2 at launch

Aren't you tired of being nice? No, I'm not. If anything, there's more value than ever in being nice, I'm weary of a lot of things in this world, it's exhausting and I am very tired of so much hate and misery, but I have boundless energy for being nice.

RIP Val Kilmer youtu.be/R8OWNspU_yE?...

Huh, weird

12 year old Ellen briefly tried a game rated fine for kids, and now adult Ellen has to process how gnarly it was in a video. This E-Rated Kids Game Still Haunts Me in Adulthood youtu.be/KN_kjKp8jMU

They're speed holes; they make the car go faster

I'm glad someone made a Botchamania ending that's Mox attacking Swerve with the audio of Moe attacking Mr Burns to stop him bowling because that's exactly what I thought of when I saw it

Big ol' twist in the new CSM chapter. Can't post the picture because I can't hide it on here like you can on twitter

Love Cardi hating the new Papa so much he prises the v key off his keyboard and doesn't want anyone in the ministry to wear a v-neck m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg75...

It's Trans Day of Visibility, so are you a trans gamedev? Reply with your games, and let's see if we can't get you some visibility? Please include a description of your game, introduce yourself if you feel comfortable doing so, and very importantly, a link to your game or work.

Good news: all the Kingpin scenes in Hawkeye were in one episode Bad news: they turned him into a fucking cartoon character