abelizred.bsky.social
Former Virginian, current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking a bit dire.
“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”
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Hopefully you were near a state-of-the-art burn unit.
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Can you begrudge George for wanting to live deliciously?
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Short story collections were my gateway drug into horror lit when I was a kid. Can’t wait to read this, but I guess I’ll have to.
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Unless the inevitable clocks in early.
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He behaved like every other internet troll would if confronted with their bullshit in person.
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Both of my daughters watched H20 as well as Mako Mermaids. Our house is well versed in Aussie mermaid lore.
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I’m sensing a pattern. A centuries long, well documented pattern.
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Those poor histamines.
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Forget questioning the leadership. Time to start holding the brown shirts to account. Maybe they’ll stop showing their ass once a few of their colleagues start facing consequences.
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She must have inadvertently done something nice for someone and her body went into shock.
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Tolkien of Finland
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Best book: Creepy magazine
Movie: Conan the Barbarian
TV show: Star Trek
Music (bonus category): Alice Cooper’s Greatest Hits
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After my exhaustive research I’ve determined that a jumping spider chasing a laser is as cute as you picture it being.
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Can you return them if they didn’t perform as advertised?
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Jumping spiders won my heart when I was bored and recovering from back surgery, and found out by accident that they’ll chase laser pointers.
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I’m hoping that at least one person says that “George Lucas un-r*ped their childhood” with this release.
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Never let them forget who and what they voted for.
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I’m sure some of them were there, along with a contingent of law enforcement officers from all over the country.
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“…to do the most idiotic thing possible.” Chuck forgot to finish his thought.
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I second “Wanna Be Starting Something”.
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Good, now do it every day until he finally apologizes for being a boorish cvnt.
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So, Monday?
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I feel that’s grounds for a literal piece of shit to file a defamation lawsuit.
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Successful tools for an art attack.
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20 lbs? You need at least 40 or 50 lbs of tactical beer gut oozing out from beneath your bulletproof vest.
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I think ‘flaccid chicken taco’ would work as well.
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I had successfully forgotten about that song for decades, until this post.
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They were never trained for that level of warfare.
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They envision a world filled with Mrs. and Nellie Olsens.
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Bluesky has all the partisan fun, without the musky scent of insufferable assholes.
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So agents under the authority of a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein tried to abduct children without their parents knowing?
I could be wrong, but is someone in the administration running a child trafficking ring?
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Governor Happy Wheels is going to be pissed.
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She lived, the offer was probably rescinded.
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Sadly, irony was unable to recover from the injuries suffered from this missive from the president.
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“Hyperbolic”, like “satire” have lost all meaning now.
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My ICE tends to gang up in the freezer, so sometimes an ice pick is required.
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Journals are where you write the things that will get you a perma ban on social media.
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Stephen Miller ain’t fapping to this video, that’s for sure.
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Based on how they’ve been treating civilians, we may want to perform a welfare check on their families.
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Israel gives terrorist organization arms and money.
Terrorist organization uses said arms against Israel.
Israel feigns shock. Then proceeds to kill as many civilians as possible until the situation becomes untenable with other countries.
Rinse, repeat
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Possession, Hellraiser 2 and Sleepaway Camp.