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Actor-Drummer-Multi-Hyphenate “Arteest”. Enjoyer of all things cool and/or awesome. Naysayer of all things fascist. Dreamer of a kinder world. Sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of PA.
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Hi, capitalism is fucking evil, have a wonderful day <3 <3 <3

Today I learned that Christian Erickson, better known to me as the immortal Lance Boyle from the early CD-ROM Mega Race games, had a small role in The Substance. Makes a great movie even better.

post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid ✨

This foam roller resembles something I’ll be looting in Marathon come September.

This is what making movies is all about. The swag.

I have successfully recreated the taste of Halal Guys chicken & rice with white and red sauce at a 1:1 scale and it makes me miss New York that much more.

Hahaha you dumb losers, my retirement plan is to dematerialize

Still one of the top 3 all-time great sketches.

Thinking about that one time I sent Danny McBride a FB friend request, and the next day he posted "How in the hell do regular people have access to my FB page?"

God save universities from their Business Schools.

It's time for me to say the thing that nobody else has been willing to say for nearly a quarter century: Delroy Lindo's performance in THE CORE (2003) is one of the greatest performances an actor has ever given on film. Just a ridiculous amount of talent exuding from every single frame he's in.

My values continue to interfere with potential opportunities

Don’t forget: Playing Tetris within one hour of a traumatic event helps your brain prevent long-term PTSD from developing.

Do you have 90 seconds to fight the fascist BULLIES (Trump & Musk)🤷‍♀️ (202) 224-6542 is Chuck Schumer’s DC office number. If you don’t call and voice your opinion—YOU are part of the problem. Call YOUR SENATORS TOO Takes about 90 seconds or less.

Calling it now: Bethesda's Fallout 5 will be set in Detroit and gameplay will revolve around building Mad Max-style vehicles.

My favorite genres are: 5. Badass military dudes picked off one-by-one by monsters. The sole survivor is completely untrained. 4. Transportation broken, we’re stranded. 3. Normal person hones themself into an unstoppable force. 2. Staredown. Only one will walk away. 1. Wong Kar-wai.

This is go to prison forever malfeasance. A guy who is currently a SpaceX employee also serves as an FAA official who cancels a big contract to award instead no-bid to his own employer and starts installing hardware without statutorily required tests and assurances

🎶 Goodbye darkness, my old friend It's Daylight Savings Time again 🎶

Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other

We need more people like Frankie in the world.

Oralè Resister Women March DC Saturday 10am She Se Puede #WomensMarch #USDemocracy #LosAngeles #RoeVWade #InternationalWomenDay

Old men at the gym staring in judgment at my long hair is never not funny.

Tfw when you've gone without weed for weeks, then a buddy graciously gifts you a disposable live resin pen, and you come to find that the battery is defective. I'd like to re-roll my luck stat, please.

People were killing themselves and eating their own horses to survive during the Depression. And I never forgot the book The Grapes of Wrath describing how the Salvation Army made people crawl on the dirt and bark like dogs to amuse them in the bread lines.

To appreciate how the US has changed, watch these classic movies. - The Post - All the President’s Men - Hidden Figures - American President - Dave - Apollo 13 - Good Night & Good Luck - Imitation Game - Spotlight - Wag the Dog - Die Hard With A Vengeance The world they depict is unimaginable now.

I'm sorry, but the Democratic party leadership needs to go.

Repost if your profile is LGBTQIA+ safe Always and forever 🩷 We only judge games here, not people

During my replay of Red Dead Redemption 2, I can't help but notice a lot of parallels between Dutch Van Der Linde's style of leadership and modern republicans. A lot of empty promises, needless violence, appeals to base emotion, and the 'true believers' of his cause are even worse people than he is.

Facebook was created for a group of edgy, antisocial, shut-in nerds to rate the hotness of girls at their college and years later it has somehow gotten 1000% worse than that.

This recipe is legit. Tastes *exactly* like school pizza.

Would have loved to see Demi take the Oscar but the fact that a body horror performance by a 60+ actress was awarded with a Golden Globe, Critics Choice and SAG is nothing to minimize.

Can’t get over how unprecedented this is #oscars #oscars2025 #seanbaker

Pretty good night for independent film. Hard to be mad with that outcome. #Filmsky