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abusiveprostate.bsky.social
I hate republicans I hate democrats I hate liberals too
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i try to stray away from a conspiracy mindset, but it’s extremely difficult to ignore that anytime the idea of making friends with your coworkers, neighbors, random people in your neighborhood etc. is brought up online the conversation is immediately swarmed by the same comments

listen im no Covid conspiracist but if you think we’re still in a pandemic you need to actually go outside

sorry for acting like a fool last night. someone roofied one of my 18 beers. im gonna go back later to close out my tab and see if they can bring up the security footage

i wish i could go back to 2016 and shoot Wendy’s social media manager in the head

you ever listen to a hardcore band and just know that they are way too talented to not have had sex with a minor

doing a little something called beer Sunday. What’s everyone doing for Beer Sunday

Ah. The free speech notification

I’m so goddamn sick of the Democrat rhetoric that donald trump is stupid. It diminishes how ruthless and efficient this administration is. We are standing at the cliffs edge of an authoritative technocracy, underestimating these people will only push us closer

Donald Trump is gunning for Canada to take full control of NORAD. He’s going to annex Greenland to set up a direct trade route to Russia. He’s not joking, he’s not stupid. These are steps not just to align ourselves with Russia but to literally join the two

oh no the same conservative influencers who have openly bragged about doxxing people for the last 5 years are getting swatted how terrible

this is an Ioniq 5. An electric vehicle. I’m tired of pretending these people are stupid. They are fucking liars all regurgitating the same script more than likely for money.

your grandma who didn’t understand autism for 75 years of her life is now lecturing people on how giving the nazi salute is “just one of those stims that autistic people do to regulate their emotions”

how funny would it be if Elon did accidentally do a nazi salute. that would be like a scene from a version of the office that was actually good

the big difference between a Roman salute and a Nazi salute is how passionate I am about dick riding the person doing it

can’t wait until Elon Musk makes his Call of Duty clan tag a swastika and JD Vance has to explain that it’s actually the Hindu symbol of peace

i think the biggest takeaway from the Tik Tok ban is the understanding that once a social media platform gets big enough they are forced to comply with whatever the government says or be shut down. of course that’s always been pretty obvious to some extent, but what we should be asking now is

Caught this object traveling south to north over Central Pennsylvania. Checked Starlink locations and FlightRader 24/7. Sky should have been completely clear during this time, any ideas?

me looking back at all the haters who say you can’t clean a cast iron with soap

you guys are legitimately starting to sound like conservatives talking about taylor swift

gotta go my rides here

if you actually do this your insane. the babies will become too dependent on food and see you as nothing more than a source of nutrients and treat you as such

guy who tells everyone he’s immune to propaganda: did you hear they found the target dog at Epstein Island and that’s why he’s not in the Target commercials anymore

when i was a child my parents left me in a ball pit for 2 days and that’s when i discovered the philosophical idea of solipsism

i tried to fight the California fires but my legs got really tired and it was way too hot

my friend had a video of young Sheldon saying the n word and he died under mysterious circumstances near the Baltimore harbor

if minions were real i would have one locked in my shed and beat the shit out of it if i had a bad day at work

i knew social media was cooked once people started arguing that bigger accounts stealing content from smaller accounts with zero credit was actually a good thing

if you were genuinely offended by audible’s “in” and “out” post you seriously need to get a crippling drug addiction or experience a horrific car crash to put your life into perspective

my nephew doesn’t know how to send an email