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"Real moron. Dumb motherfucker." -everyone who's met me
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Giving the president $50,000 so I can privately watch him try to make a grilled cheese

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All Canadian hat recommendations today

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It's probably good for morale that AI customer service pisses you off to get you good and mad before transferring you to a human

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Trump is getting the Nobel peace prize after letting go of JD Vance's arm which he was using to punch him in the face while telling him to stop hitting himself

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Americans stranded on a pacific island be like

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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

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JD Vance vanity searches then jacks off to people shit talking him

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look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol

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Cats will kill three chipmunks then do this instead of going to therapy

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Bird out here singing like another bird owes it money

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I'd run around the woods looking for bigfoots for way less money than the guys on tv

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Gozer the Gozerian has endorsed Cuomo

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At least Toby Keith doesn't get to enjoy this(OKC title, not bombing Iran)

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We'll be telling the grandkids about the first time we saw that happen

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The thing about Captain America is he's above politics, representing the best American idealism, and you can do that if you're a cartoon for children

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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This is America

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