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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

"which fw version should I leave my switch 2 on if I want to hack it?" idk. nobody knows. different versions have different attack surfaces. unless you're a security researcher doing security research you probably shouldn't care - use your switch for playing games

We got another update on Jonathan Joss’ murder in San Antonio. The SAPD are walkkng back on their statatement that his murder was not a hate crime. I’m glad the attention to this case is forcing the police department to investigate this as what it was. A hate crime. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

We’re 12 hours from Trump posting in support of Vivian Jenna Wilson (Elon’s estranged daughter).

This fight between mom and dad is pretty much staged to give dad a chance to get out easily. mom is threatening divorce, but dad will quit before that happens since he got what he came for (and mom promise not to go after him). Enter stepdad james. outward appearance of calm and normalcy

Not a single tweet in defense of Trump from JD Vance after Elon called for Trump to be impeached and for Vance to take over. Pretty telling...

trying to figure out if these are good. 5 or 6 more and i’ll know

This is what I am saying. This is a pocket civil war.

userland ROP on day 1 💪

we’ve earned this

my gift. print it, poster it, do what you want.

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%

Please read, this is important. Sorry it’s long. Trump’s move to have Elon Musk step aside wasn’t a retreat. It was a distraction. With Musk’s name out of the headlines, many assumed the controversial Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) had quietly ended. It hasn’t. It’s just changed hands.

Happy 8th bday, covfefe 🤡

heads up - these are awesome

I'm almost never on TikTok so I had no idea how much the Trump TACO stuff is taking off

#LetsGoTaco

Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣 Good to know. (you know what to do!) 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮

I am up way too early for a work meeting. silver lining is working from home with my own coffee. coffee at the lab SUCKS.

JD Vance cheered on Trump today for gutting oversight of cryptocurrencies, while Trump’s family cashes in with meme coins, NFTs, and stable coin. They even killed warnings about crypto in 401(k) retirement accounts! I’m your Shadow Press Secretary and here are the facts:

You might have seen a clip or two of Trump's West Point commencement speech, which was nearly an hour long. But the whole thing was insane and barely coherent. I mean, he really said, "The United States of America is hotter now than we've ever seen it and, a year ago, it was as cold as it gets."

Fox News liar: “Jesse Watters says men should not drink out of straws in public — or at all.” Rep. Tim Burchett: “I don’t drink out of a straw, brother. that’s what the women in my house do.” Fox News is debating the gender politics of straws. Burchette and some other feminine dude pictured.

i need yall to stop thinking that shitty people who do shitty things must be doing them because they’re being blackmailed. almost always, they do the shitty things simply because they’re shitty people.

Yes. www.billboard.com/music/music-...

Winston, my house panther, posing like a model

Zeke is ready for bed