accidentalciso.net
I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
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Just last night, I said I needed to watch this movie again. This must be a sign.
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So sorry to hear that! She was lucky to have you, too! *hugs*
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I rolled the dice on a subscription to Ground News to see if that helps me feel less helpless when attempting to stay informed. UX isn’t terrible, and it’s only moderately overwhelming as opposed to completely overwhelming. 🤷♂️
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If you happen to hear of any good small business or entrepreneur focused conferences in the area, please let me know. I'm looking sponsor/attend a couple of those this year.
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Looks like my son has a special choir trip/event that day that we'll be traveling for. I won't be able to make it that weekend.😭
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New phone, may I ask who is calling?
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She knows.
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I commonly do assessments based on NIST CSF or SOC 2 readiness, but can also work with other frameworks or even combine into a composite framework.
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Thankfully the water damage isn't as bad as it could have been. 🎉😭
2/2
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The turnout today was better than I would have ever expected in our rural little town in a red county in a state that voted Trump.
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I need to check a few calendars to confirm I can come, but I think I should be able to.
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I don’t know this was a thing. Thanks for the tip!
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Kenny G albums are mine.
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I saw your post about BSides Detroit a couple days ago. I'm considering coming to that one.
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Unfortunately, no. 😭
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But that’s WHY you are cool. 👊
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Shall we call it rainbow noise?
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Didn’t get much sleep but we didn’t have a tornado drill, either, so I suppose that’s a win.
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I've been keeping an eye on the Ryan Hall live stream and I'm a bit worried we're going to end up huddled in the crawlspace at some point. This system is a little worrisome.
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And they have been replaced by passwordless and passkeys…. Which are also broken.🤣😭
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Uhh…
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Yes, she gave me permission to post this.
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👀
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Which one is 811 again?
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I’m doing the same. Social Security isn’t really part of my plan for the future. It one of the reasons why I started my own business.
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We still aren’t going to see that money.
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I have zero trust for those byod devices. 🤣😭
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Great. Now I know how much I've paid into social security over the years... and that I'll probably never see a penny of because the chances of it being there in another 20 years are looking slimmer and slimmer every day. 😭
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Yeah, I'm just going to sit on this bench over here and stay out of the way.
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I’m still playing with them, but so far, in my work, they haven’t been helpful enough to pay for yet.
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The free one of both.