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Environmental Scientist, Comic, worried about something
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

If I get to 100k followers on here I’ll post @samreich.bsky.social ’s phone number

Happy 2024 Hater's Guide to the William Sonoma Catalog Day to all who celebrate.

Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...

Dr: do you eat healthy? Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales Dr: Me: the hummuses Dr: I’m gonna put no Me: ok

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

My review of Christmas with the Kranks:

I love that Biden has essentially become Ray Patterson from The Simpsons.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

. The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one. "I AM angry." "But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years." "I'll still be angry in six years."

I need to watch some gay penguins for my mental health 🏳️‍🌈

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Looking at trees until I feel better How long have you been looking at trees I don't know I don't look at clocks

this is like your mom saying “no McDonald’s, we have food at home” except back home she drowns you in the bathtub

Omg this is so good.