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The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
The guy at the DMV asks if I want to retake the photo because I look angry in the first one.
"I AM angry."
"But this ID doesn't get renewed for six years."
"I'll still be angry in six years."
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Can we chat on Whatsapp if you don't mind
No fucking idea WHY the fuck a couple of CHRISTIAN women would be DMing ME, of all fucking people.
I don't welcome them from people I DO know, though I make exceptions for good reasons. Just don't expect me to CHAT.
But if I don't know you, if we've JUST followed each other, PLEASE don't DM me.
It's in extremely bad taste.
Not to a friendly "HELLO," not to a "Hi, how are you doing," not to a "Have you met Jesus Christ, your personal Lord & Saviour," not to a "Hey, my name is X, where you from, wanna go to Snapchat, would. you like a sugar daddy, show me your tits FINE BITCH BYE."
None of it.
Don't: "There's a rattle in my brain."
Got it.
I could DM you twice to balance things out…
They’d be seriously boring DMs, however.
"I'm not Sirius OR Shirley."
When I next went to renew my license, I learned that the court had accidentally entered a code for "vehicle used in commission of a felony", instead the one which would clear the ticket.
Two furious hours later, they took my picture.
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* Traffic ticket to vehicle felony is certainly a boost.
Cops ask for your ID and you the same in both.
I also renewed my license recently. Thankfully I didn't need to interact with any humans to do it but yes, my picture my picture is a dopey sleepy version of my usual self who had no energy left to feel frustration for waiting hours in line.
MY DMV guy didn't pause to question why my photo makes me look like a moron.