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brightanimal.bsky.social
Anti-capitalist. He/him
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@davidjroth.bsky.social Shockwaves throughout the world of baseball as Yankees say "okay" to beards, your thoughts?

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Sorry to cross-contaminate, but the world's most deadbeat dad just keeps defending his title. I am in awe.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments

my dad posted this at 7am this morning, im so proud of him

submitted 247 days ago • 1 comment

Every writer for the Atlantic looks like this

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

submitted 3 days ago • 236 comments

ASMR - Elon Musk drowns in bathtub after taking heroic dose of ket

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 63 comments

Do you realize, Mandrake, that pronoun usage is the most insidious and widespread threat to military readiness that we have ever had to face?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

submitted 4 days ago • 676 comments

It's been at least 30 years since last I saw someone actually employing the NUH UH! NUH UH! NUH UH! defense

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

not getting on another plane unless they bring DEI all the way back. the captain has to open with a land AND air acknowledgement. every attendant gets an ASL interpreter. allowable emotional support animals now includes Blåhaj

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

This is only true if you are interested in the competitive fields of "entrepreneur" or "CEO", jobs which require no skill, talent, or accurate recall of fact

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I can't for the life of me figure out where Democratic politicians got their reputation as whiny, useless scolds

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I'm going to allow myself one peevish, pointless gripe, and then I won't bring it up again We could have been on Bernie's second term by now

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment