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Judgier than a wig full of gavels. All opinions my own. Except the wrong ones, they were probably yours. Too old to be a hipster to young to be an artificial hipster
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In the last few years I've watched some brilliant films t the cinema with my daughter. The Minecraft Movie is not one of them.

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Does anyone iron anymore? If I was in a low budget remake of Speed where I had to successfully iron a shirt to prevent a bomb going off, I am getting blown the fuck to smithereens. And by the way, if that film ever gets made skip the first act, because that'll just be me in Argos buying an iron

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Some say the "magic of the cup" is a thing of the past but, as a Southampton fan having another weekend of not having to think about my fucking shit team or have a conversation about exactly how fucking shit they were has indeed been magical. #SaintsFC #FACup #MagicOfTheCup

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Can you imagine if Steve Borthwick won the lottery. "It's about the process not the jackpot. They're a great bunch of numbers & week on week they're focussed on getting better. They'll have a few beers tonight, then we'll regroup & start planning for next week's Euromillions" #WALvENG

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From a first person perspective, what is it like in your head? What is it like to be you?

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As someone brought up Catholic in a very disfunctional family, some of the imagery, themes and dialogue in the first episode of Daredevil Reborn is way more brutal than anything in the Netflix series

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Today at work i made a stool. The sitting kind not the shitting kind.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10

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Isabella Rossellini wore her Blue Velvet robe to the Oscars last night. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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“I can’t believe my wife is leaving me because I keep pretending to be an Alice in Wonderland character.” “Are you mad at her?” “No, Cheshire Cat”.

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This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

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I can't help thinking that a 47 year old who is nostalgic for his teenage wang, is a 47 year old who never learnt to use said wang properly

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Not sure anyone has said it better than this

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RIP david johansen 😭 got to see him a year ago at the brooklyn folk fest, he played a totally enchanting set…what a glorious second act he had

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

Last night I slept like a log. In the shed, cold yet terrified of fire.

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I've tried to keep things mostly politics-free on here, but fuck my spine what a pair of thin-skinned, soft cocked, narcissistic man baby sociopaths

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I've got to be honest, if I'd written this I don't think I'd have used the phrase "follow in the footsteps"

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Interesting to note that these insanely privileged guys who all owe their success in life to inherited dynastic wealth think that every solution to every societal issue absolutely must include some element of forced labour

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Film idea. The characters from Rainbow and their families open a hair salon. I'm calling it Mrs Zippy's Perming.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

I feel seen. And also attacked.

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And also of course because he's a bear. A fictional bear.

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If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows.

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“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"

submitted 58 days ago • 23 comments

Absolutely no way this will come back and bite us all firmly in the arse then.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

House & Dog sitting for some friends. I normally really enjoy doing this but they're only away for 24 hours and that is just not enough time to completely ruin their Netflix algorithm

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I am 48 years old. I've been playing monopoly for 4 decades. This weekend an autistic 11 year old taught me how to aggressively play Monopoly. I don't think I'll ever lose at Monopoly again

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