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All opinions my own. Except the wrong ones, they're probably yours. Too old to be a hipster to young to be an artificial hipster https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/Alex1744194282158?utm_medium=FR&utm_source=CL&utm_ca
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If the mums at my daughter's school are anything to go by then this summer's big look is Amy Winehouse On Cuprinol

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Bleak

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New law: if you're under 34 you're not allowed to come on to the internet and complain about being old. The constant need to create content has people throwing authenticity in the bin

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If James Spader married Michael Mann twice then divorced him to marry George Friend, Stewart Lee, Bill Nighy, Raymond Burr and Paul Rudd before reverting back to his original double-barrelled surname, he would be Spader-Mann Spader-Mann Friend Lee Nighy Burr Rudd Spader-Mann.

submitted 51 days ago • 19 comments

Forgot to buy ketchup so my 11 year old daughter has been forced to, in her own words, "rawdog a bacon sandwich" So, errr yeah, thanks internet, I guess....

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Seems strangely appropriate that 6 months after millions of Americans elected a predatory sex offender, 133 predatory sex offenders have just elected an American.

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Vatican City about to get trade deal, well played

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The rise of modern country music and the collapse of society can't just be a coincidence.

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Netflix's Conan O'Brien Mark Twain Prize special is an absolute joy from start to finish. And the finale was simultaneously ridiculous, insane, beautiful, insightful and very very necessary. Thank god for comedians because holy shit we need them more than ever right now.

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First day of 5k A Day In May in aid of The Campaign Against Living Miserably If you can support or share please do www.justgiving.com/fundraising/... I'm off to have a coronary incident.

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Donald Trump reminds me of that terrible president America had 4 years ago.

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Tim Dillon's new netflix special is fucking exceptional

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We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.

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On the train to work. Most of the passengers seem to be elderly Germans and Americans. Train travel seems quite the novelty to the trans-atlantic cohort. An elderly gent with a mid-western accent just shouted "All aboard" Pretty bleak morning so far

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I see Jesus is trending. Hope he’s ok.

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I fucking love my job but today was a toughie. Had to watch a really lovely dude nuke months of growth and progress, and burn a life changing opportunity to the ground. If you know anyone who is fighting addiction be prepared to be 100% there for them when it fights back. Because it will.

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In the last few years I've watched some brilliant films t the cinema with my daughter. The Minecraft Movie is not one of them.

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Does anyone iron anymore? If I was in a low budget remake of Speed where I had to successfully iron a shirt to prevent a bomb going off, I am getting blown the fuck to smithereens. And by the way, if that film ever gets made skip the first act, because that'll just be me in Argos buying an iron

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Some say the "magic of the cup" is a thing of the past but, as a Southampton fan having another weekend of not having to think about my fucking shit team or have a conversation about exactly how fucking shit they were has indeed been magical. #SaintsFC #FACup #MagicOfTheCup

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Can you imagine if Steve Borthwick won the lottery. "It's about the process not the jackpot. They're a great bunch of numbers & week on week they're focussed on getting better. They'll have a few beers tonight, then we'll regroup & start planning for next week's Euromillions" #WALvENG

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From a first person perspective, what is it like in your head? What is it like to be you?

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As someone brought up Catholic in a very disfunctional family, some of the imagery, themes and dialogue in the first episode of Daredevil Reborn is way more brutal than anything in the Netflix series

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Today at work i made a stool. The sitting kind not the shitting kind.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10

submitted 111 days ago • 76 comments

Isabella Rossellini wore her Blue Velvet robe to the Oscars last night. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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“I can’t believe my wife is leaving me because I keep pretending to be an Alice in Wonderland character.” “Are you mad at her?” “No, Cheshire Cat”.

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This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

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I can't help thinking that a 47 year old who is nostalgic for his teenage wang, is a 47 year old who never learnt to use said wang properly

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Not sure anyone has said it better than this

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RIP david johansen 😭 got to see him a year ago at the brooklyn folk fest, he played a totally enchanting set…what a glorious second act he had

submitted 114 days ago • 11 comments

Last night I slept like a log. In the shed, cold yet terrified of fire.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I've tried to keep things mostly politics-free on here, but fuck my spine what a pair of thin-skinned, soft cocked, narcissistic man baby sociopaths

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I've got to be honest, if I'd written this I don't think I'd have used the phrase "follow in the footsteps"

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