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sometimes I make stuff. with my cat hands. in Portland.
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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NEW ESSAY — “The Cat’s Meat Man: Feeding Felines in Victorian London” — As cats evolved from feral ratters into beloved Victorian companions, a nascent pet-food economy arose on the carts of so-called “cat’s meat men”. Kathryn Hughes explores... publicdomainreview.org/essay/the-ca... #cats

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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

submitted 17 days ago • 145 comments

Ok man, I’ll tell them

submitted 20 days ago • 224 comments

“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”

submitted 21 days ago • 29 comments

I think it's great that Senate dems value their weekends. Work-life balance is important. The unelected oligarch wresting control of pay systems and gov employee info can wait. Relax. Put your feet up.

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

Another old doodle.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Weird fash nerds running around inside the federal government twiddling knobs and flipping switches and going "what does this one do?" Getting big blobs of jelly on everything. Somehow no one is telling them to fuck off. Cards on the table I don't really care for any of this!

submitted 23 days ago • 50 comments

I feel like some people forgot how to be embarrassed

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

submitted 24 days ago • 87 comments

listen, we gotta live. we have to outlast them. we have to turn their graves into trans inclusive toilets.

submitted 25 days ago • 25 comments

"His Government" 🤔

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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

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[sign in the Terminator's kitchen] come with me if you want to live, laugh, love

submitted 89 days ago • 44 comments

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

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"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*

submitted 591 days ago • 7 comments

when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.

submitted 601 days ago • 6 comments

The key difference between keeping a cat and a chimpanzee as a pet, is that a cat will eat your face off after you die, but a chimp just doesn’t have that kind of patience.

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armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

submitted 103 days ago • 21 comments

Looks like its #portfolioday I’m a Black graphic illustrator from PDX, interested in the beautiful and bizarre (and sometimes grotesque). I work mostly traditionally with colored pencils and posca markers. I sell stickers and originals in my ko-fi store!

submitted 502 days ago • 1 comment

In all likelihood, if you use public bathrooms, you have shared them with trans people plenty of times, and nothing has happened, and you haven’t even known, because you don’t interrogate people who are just trying to use the restroom in peace, which is as it should be.

submitted 94 days ago • 42 comments

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

submitted 94 days ago • 10 comments

[sword swallowing class] me: (struggling to swallow sword) instructor: try turning it the long way

submitted 119 days ago • 22 comments

ART THEFT LABELER @arttheft.bsky.social This has the potential to make bsky so much nicer for artists and help eliminate customers from being scammed by fake artists Let me show you how it works ⬇️⬇️⬇️

submitted 101 days ago • 404 comments

Who remembers the [cursed] TV show Mysterious Mysteries of the Unexplainable with Boston Chandelier? youtu.be/tZLorfd0U6o

submitted 354 days ago • 4 comments

Maybe next year I’ll try color

submitted 502 days ago • 26 comments

Dave McKean, iconic artist of Sandman, Black Dog and many more, releases his first art book, Thalamus: The Art of Dave McKean from @darkhorsecomics.bsky.social. We're inviting Dave to the shop to celebrate with a talk in conversation with SF Said and signing on Wednesday 29th November, from 7.30-9pm

submitted 506 days ago • 1 comment

#life #mood

submitted 513 days ago • 12 comments

It's sad when a centrist dies. There's always so much left to not do

submitted 513 days ago • 11 comments

dilbert guy is doing great

submitted 514 days ago • 107 comments

have you ever been so divorced you wear your cowboy hat backwards

submitted 513 days ago • 23 comments

There was something in the pool last night.

submitted 513 days ago • 12 comments

Cat Mutations enamel pins 👁️🐱

submitted 563 days ago • 2 comments

twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them

submitted 530 days ago • 10 comments

My full illustration for The Last of Us 10th Anniversary show at Gallery Nucleus

submitted 524 days ago • 5 comments

life: do your best me: (doing my best) life: no a different best

submitted 534 days ago • 2 comments

Touching grass

submitted 524 days ago • 25 comments

Superb mixed-bean polydactyl view. 🫘 1956. localhistory.richlandlibrary.com/digital/coll...

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