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say YES? to LIFE????

happy pride

my conspiracy theory on the asinine Trump movie tariff thing is that he’s pissed off Parasite won best picture and he’s a stupid racist prick crybaby

Matt Berry as Harrier DuBois, send tweet

I lost about three hours of progress in Subnautica literally at the very end of the game, 2/10 worst game ever

does acab include the Scooby Gang

“I tell ya hwat, I don’t know much about bein’ a single mother at sixteen, but that Grillmore Girl is alright”

to piss is human, to shit divine

is it bad praxis to say “good morning” to the crossing guard

Roe Jogan

why doesn’t Emily, the most powerful one, simple eat the other Gilmore Girls

legal battle of the century

me, screwing up a threat after practicing it in my head: “I’m gonna kiss your ass”

I’m going to the opera tonight!

we all get that it’s bad when rabbits and Guinea pigs chew through wires but honestly, I don’t blame them

Kim Kitsuragi #discoelysium

I did it, I beat Metaphor Refantazio, it only took 95 hours, game of the year

AI developers: “what if we made SmarterChild, but it cost a billion dollars and burned down a rainforest”

I just beat the optional super boss in Metaphor Refantazio and I feel like I could ascend to heaven and overthrow God

aren’t all Turtles “in Time” when you really think about it

Metaphor Refantazio is very, very good

sick day

it should be legal to steal tow trucks that repossess cars

juggling is sexy, and I’m not afraid to admit it anymore

true friendship

Weird Al/Chappell Roan “Necronomicon” when

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

you have beautiful eyes [ #art #otgw ]

we didn’t deserve John Candy

I don’t want to support Amazon, so I do all my shopping at Walmart

everyone’s favorite English teacher

sigma male? I don’t think so, I’m really more of a “ligma” male