Don't forget the carefree alt-girl who eats rocks that is 100% the product of an extramarital affair between Caroline and said wizard - or the literal alien that lives in the mines...
You can go to work and do transmutation spells all day, but that isn't going to define your character as much as the little girl who barely understands her father. Like, making health potions is cool, but that doesn't fix the fact that you had to sell your house to split it's value with your ex.
Not just a messy divorce but also an alleged affair with Caroline that most likely resulted with Abigail… I do not and would not blame his ex-wife for cursing absolutely everyone and everything in that damn town 😭
Nothing has been confirmed on Abigail’s end but it’s a popular theory that’s supported by her naturally purple hair (“no matter how much she dyes it”), her rock eating, and her affinity for fantasy/adventure/magic that she is most likely the Wizard’s daughter.
Caroline is the only one in the town that seems to have routinely visited or interacted with the wizard in the past. She tells the Farmer not to bring it up around Pierre as it makes him jealous.
Oh damn I never gave him any gifts so I didn't know his story. Every time I would go visit him I couldn't get in the house, or he hated everything I gave him 😂.
If I'm remembering correctly there are also some implications from Caroline's end that she's drawn to the wizard, and Abigail likes to hang out by his tower
I downloaded the "Alecto the Witch" mod which makes his ex-wife an NPC you can befriend, and honestly she's wayyy more likeable. Team Ex-Wife all the way!
Stardew also puts a recently traumatized war veteran in your town. He gets intensely triggered by the sound of microwave popcorn, but for some reason loves to mail you bombs that he found in his shed!
“Hey neighbor. I know you do mining sometimes so here’s some surplus ordinance from the front. Joja has a cost-plus contract for em so I could literally swim in ED-02s and nobody would notice.
I was actually pretty disappointed that the Wizard barely does anything. I was really looking forward to learning spells from him to use while fighting in the caves... but alas... 'twasn't means to be
can you imagine? He's just waiting you to come out on your front porch, and then he has you, and you have to listen to his to strife, but you have this big porch, so you also have to offer him lemonade. Then he loves your lemonade and he WON'T LEAVE.
I have bought 4 copies including a gift for my SIL because it is legitimately one of the all-time great games. Genuinely worth every penny of it’s extremely reasonable price
You should! Just do it, it’s an absolute delight of a game, and has a little something for everyone, including a near-bottomless mine for the dungeon-crawlers of the world.
And the dev is still producing new content more than ten years after the game’s release.
You should! I have it on switch, mobile, and PS. All different farms and storylines on my different devices. There’s never really a point where you’d get bored of the game!
not just her hair. Caroline says that she "liked to walk the woods" when she and pierre moved to the valley and now pierre don't like her to do this anymore. besides, rasmodius says "they (the witch) were happy until he made a mistake"
Therapy?! No, no. I’m going to hang out in my weird little castle outside of town. Yes, there is a tunnel that leads to my exes house here but that’s not weird or anything.
I still have questions but also do not even want to know how many places the mayor's dropping trou, that he can't figure out himself where he left them.
I bought it but am kinda stuck on the flower dance since i didn’t know what to do early game and haven’t built up any relationships yet. So embarrassing
yeah it's very difficult to become good enough friends quickly enough in year 1. Haley is probably easiest since something she likes is really easy to get in spring, and her birthday is before the festival as well.
Oh yeah no worries there. I think you can technically get Hailey or Shane since you can access flowers and beer fairly easily for gifts early on, but other than that it’s impossible year one to my knowledge
yeah, the only reason you can get either of those guys is because of the boosted birthday points you get for giving them gifts, since they’re the only 2 dateable options with their b day before flower dance
i managed to snag leah on one playthrough, she loves salads and you can just buy them from the pub. it's a little tricky on the 1st week when money is tight, but it's not too bad once the fishing money starts rolling in.
Every holiday occurs every year. For that first flower dance, giving Haley foraged daffodils as often as possible and on her birthday (Spring 14) will get her up to 4 hearts in time.
Hailey is the most realistic one since her birthday comes before the festival and she likes the daffodils that you can forage during spring. Remember to put aside about 4k beforehand so you can buy enough strawberry seeds for both the first and second year.
I recently got sucked into dealing with his messy divorce when asked me to go get his things back. I’m surprised she didn’t just chuck them out on the lawn.
If you're a fellow switch player, I'm sorry that's a tall order. But if you play on steam deck/pc, consider one of the "Marry Everyone" mods like https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/366
They really add some fun.
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really being alone in towers really fucks with their ability to be emotionally available
If everybody watched Utopia (2013)
*sigh*
FINE I'll download Stardew again...
"Wow man you can at least be polite"
"No she LITERALLY turned into a witch, you have to help her"
spoiler ig
NO ONE told me there was wizards and shit in this game
Is that really the case?
Jas herself says this.
(He also hated most of my gifts lmao)
https://youtu.be/hxO2JG_Jvyw?si=_xCqVKwx66S7CqOe
I got the field manuals too if you want.
Thanks. Kent.”
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And the dev is still producing new content more than ten years after the game’s release.
https://youtube.com/shorts/7PDwfYWFfKs?si=EfQk53-nYedh1Z9v
how do i talk to the magnificent wizard
10/10 game
Leading to one of the bachelorettes being theorized to be the product of their affair
https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/366
They really add some fun.
But thanks ^^
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And learn about your neighbor's messy lore and drama.