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For legal reasons, I am a comedian. Ex-fed, single home landlord, consultant. Still a mean "lesbian". Politics, humor, a little bit of horror. 🏳️‍⚧️ (Current UN is a bit, yes)
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The horrors persist so here’s Sam Rockwell waking Taika Waititi up with a puppy youtube.com/shorts/sQYbL...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

How do I tell doctor #9 in 11 years that if he tries to tell me my back pain is still after 11 years a pulled muscle, I'm going to rip off his face and wear it around town without getting held for psych

submitted 13 minutes ago • 0 comments

Every person who complains about this is cranking it to so much high definition, actual porn on the Internet that, sure, I will start to take them seriously when they show me evidence that they no longer access any other pornography of any kind. Totally free gamble for me.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

he has the vapors

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

This is the man that taught me about the system when I was growing up...

submitted 55 minutes ago • 2 comments

god gave me bad eyesight because he knew id look hot as fuck in glasses

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

a McDonald’s hash brown won’t save me but it won’t not save me either

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

here, entertain yourself

submitted 1 hour ago • 37 comments

who up forming girl gangs?

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

How are things with me? Not bad! I mean, the island that appeared on the lake does seem to be moving closer, closer each day, a dark form taking shape in the mist. But work's good and I'm feeling OK except when I find myself gazing at that accursed island, drawing ever nearer. How are you?

submitted 7 hours ago • 33 comments

As a father myself, I can relate to what Deion Sanders must be going through right now. (My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

The Great Wheel turns, tilting away from ninja, past zombie, and cowboy, finally falling to rest again, inevitably, on pirate

submitted 2 hours ago • 14 comments

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Me, to my stream viewer, a bilingual French cat: What's up chat

submitted 3 hours ago • 15 comments

Happy Saturday!

submitted 6 hours ago • 61 comments

WISCONSIN: The chair of the elections commission, a lawyer, breaks down what actually happened using the actual complaint. Arresting judges like this is a wild fast-forwarding of our plunge into authoritarianism.

submitted 6 hours ago • 182 comments

Me on Independent Bookstore Day

submitted 2 hours ago • 35 comments

Trying to explain to liberals why dividing the working class into smaller and smaller groups is unhelpful

submitted 4 hours ago • 60 comments

My hetero life partner is a cool one

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

To everyone shouting “no one is above the law” referring to that Milwaukee judge: We have a criminal in the White House. A guy who’s proven to be utterly lawless. And you’re perfectly fine with that. So take your “no one is above the law” bullshit and shove it up your ass.

submitted 6 hours ago • 605 comments

What a wise King! 👑💕

submitted 4 hours ago • 414 comments

tomorrow isnt promised we need to flirt TODAY

submitted 16 hours ago • 41 comments

It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books. It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse. www.chron.com/politics/art...

submitted 18 hours ago • 265 comments

The soundtrack for the first third of 2025 is just a mechanical voice intoning "TERRAIN. PULL UP. TERRAIN. PULL UP. TERRAIN. PULL UP." over and over and over again.

submitted 17 hours ago • 90 comments

Think I was about 3 or 4 but at least I've always been afraid of cops

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

You know I'm white from my kitchen because I have: - garlic bulbs - diced garlic - roasted garlic and herb seasoning - wood fired garlic seasoning - garlic and pepper seasoning - himalayan salt and garlic seasoning - a second, different roasted garlic and herb seasoning

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

This is a joke for joke purposes, which is jokes.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

submitted 18 hours ago • 19 comments

Gonna make chili mac and chocolate chip/reese's cookies

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment