I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ - ThreadSky

dumbmike.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket

ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ
ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
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🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲
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ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ
ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

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captain-ventris.itch.io•1 day ago

Holy fuck this one got me

kobayashimaruu.bsky.social•1 day ago

art

karoshibee.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Haha.

The pronatalists really does sound like some side-quest horde you have to wipe out in days gone or something

anthonybecker.bsky.social•6 hours ago

holy shit what a banger

refreshingtime.bsky.social•1 day ago

little quaker pilgrim hats in the lint catcher

kriminelu.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Banger Post

highplainsdrifter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Lol

rotcityriot.bsky.social•1 day ago

But do they come with lines about dying alone in a shack by the river?

fu9ar.com•1 day ago

The existence of these people makes me want to miscegenate.

beccasmullet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey, at least they can't harm anyone at that size!

jaystevens.me•16 hours ago

svven.bsky.social•7 hours ago

dumbmike.bsky.social•7 hours ago

SMAAAASH!!

barryation.bsky.social•1 day ago

derridont.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Sometimes I think I might be starting to get a handle on what the meta is for the cutting edge of posting science, and then I see something like this masterpiece and realize I am but a seabird skimming the surface of a dark and churning ocean, blissfully unaware of the leviathans beneath

lobotomized-goat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cooking with this one

woodencube.bsky.social•1 day ago

ah shit dude. i forgot to take them out of my pocket before i threw it in the wash. Can you turn around and drop me off back at my place? Theyre gonna write the world's tiniest angry op-ed about this

dumbmike.bsky.social•1 day ago

CAREFUL putting these guys in the wash! they can only go in when you're doing whites only

woodencube.bsky.social•1 day ago

i put too much fabric softener in and they turned translucent and got the consistency of rice pudding

jensoesterholt.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Nothing changed, then

manbrother.bsky.social•1 day ago

the first couple they needs two cuck chairs in a hotel room

rowyourbot.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe if I worked on this I could turn this into a kind of paradox like 'the Liars' paradox' or 'the Barber paradox.' "The Problem of a Two Cuck Marriage."

nimrodtzarking.bsky.social•1 day ago

something something when there was one ass imprint in the cuck chair i was carrying you

qork.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a work of art mister nimrod

kelleyshawngreene.bsky.social•8 hours ago

This looks familiar. Oh yes, Nazi Germany also had a racism based breeding policy.

uneasylover.bsky.social•1 day ago

This must be terrifying for them. The white population shrinking is their greatest fear.

carpederpum.bsky.social•9 hours ago

juniorhoncho.bsky.social•1 day ago

i accidentally made them huge and now whenever they hit one of their kids all my windows shake

probgobl.in•1 day ago

I made the kids giant so they can slap back.

Slaps is legal now. I don't make the rules, just brutally enforce them with my various rays and serums.

dumbmike.bsky.social•1 day ago

lmao

themilfmag.net•1 day ago

attack on whiten

raaatbird.bsky.social•1 day ago

And yet somehow you will hear from them less often than we do from the constant media profiles on them

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