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Jazz night means the members of the audience and the members of the crowd are equal in number send post

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Smokin on those wild berry pop tarts

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

shorty rumoured to roam these woods

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submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

saw there's a new character limit and i'm going to rebel by creating a bunch of them first new character: blonius fufan. he's a yobbler who has been re-stringing yo-yos in a shop in the east village for 77 years. his home country was fully balkanized into particles.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

you don't understand. he's playing 4d chess right now. analyzing strategies. seeing all the possibilities on the board. planning moves at every level. losing badly. he's basically dogshit at it. but he's in the game.

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

JUST DO DRUGS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 25 days ago • 851 comments

“Am I using this expression correctly?” I ask as my turn of phrase causes a nearby car to veer off the road.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t hold grudges except against anyone who has ever wronged me.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

I want a better world for everyone because lower stress helps sex drive and this country ain’t fuckin enough

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i just saw reverse goatse. i will not be elaborating further

submitted 34 days ago • 24 comments

Come see Phil, the wiggle man

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!

submitted 42 days ago • 1584 comments

Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.

submitted 38 days ago • 629 comments

I bet the gods couldn’t even punish me for my hubris if they tried

submitted 162 days ago • 7 comments

A guy asked me if I wanted a pamphlet and I said brochure.

submitted 249 days ago • 13 comments

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

submitted 40 days ago • 5259 comments

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 41 days ago • 84 comments

The winners at trivia got 69 points exactly

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

submitted 43 days ago • 455 comments

So he clearly 100% did not believe in the inherent worth of any of it at all, it was always an act, zero genuine moral investment, dropped it to comply in advance, good to know, good to know

submitted 42 days ago • 23 comments

Headed to the creepy doll store y’all need anything?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Davidson should try using his powers to fuck the wives of politicians. No coming back from that one, politically speaking.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Just taught my boss what “Rizz” means because I’ve lost control of my life

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling like Nostradamus and all I have to do is say “it’s gonna get worse”

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I really thought this new job would help with the misanthropy but man do I hate people more than ever

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment