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Ordering a Mojojojohito (mint and bartender armhair)

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here come da crack smoker (murderer)

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*worried people will catch on to me not smoking crack* "I fuckiing love smokin crack"

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bucket full of ice for chilling my crack

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dispensaries near me (crack edition)

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Wow! antonchigurhgurt.bsky.social just added me to the "Hold still, please" starter pack!

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LIVE NOW! twitch.tv/videohellsystem

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Little Miss Slept Through An Earthquake

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fave your homies selfies - Da Supportive Playa

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i love to constantly complain about people misreading my tone, second only to my love of misreading peoples' tone

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lookin good sir

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Who's gonna do it??! Who's gonna be Da Big Swinging Dick Who Does It? you know what it is, player

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm being bipartisan sweaty 💅

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I agree that elon needs to be handed more chainsaws on speed

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quadraceps hate him because of this one simple trick!! (leg day)

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REJOICE, mortals! For this Friday, we celebrate a true holiday—SUMMERSBIRTHDAY! Over 600 years ago, SOREN SUMMERSBANE emerged from his mortal mother, ignorant of his dark destiny. & so we PAR-TAY! Cynthia returns just in time to feast & fest withal, & we hope ye shall join in 🎂🧙‍♂️💀 #necromancer #larp

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A guy on strike with my dad beat up a manager who had hit the line with his car and kept his job thanks to the union. What are you talking about you fuck

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I think Teamsters President Sean O'Brien's address to the RNC was a bold move for a union to stake out independent ground away from the Democratic Party, and the only potential downside I can see is if for some reason the Republican Party is somehow lying about being pro-labor.

submitted 221 days ago • 6 comments

im smokbin crack, btw

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Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

submitted 4 days ago • 60 comments

Hoped it wouldn't come to this, but a quick heads up to my followers that I'm going to be setting my reply settings to "only ravenous hounds" for a bit. Just a little tired of people riffing and joking around with me when I joined this site to be torn to rags of meat by snarling soulless beasts.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

the number of problems that could be solved will feeling so powerful behind the wheel of a car - nothin like it T

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posters using "bless your heart" or any variation go in the fucking trash, independent of the content. Loser ass mfs

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

When coffee is just a little too hot but you down a big gulp anyways and get a big ole burn in your chest like you are about to get superpowers, love that shit

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

*to the tune of Jammin* Sploogin'🎵

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

Is it possible the Kennedy curse is from actual time travelers trying to baby Hitler us from the RFK Jr future

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Who's gonna do it??! Who's gonna be Da Big Swinging Dick Who Does It? you know what it is, player

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This is an absolutely CLASSIC Eric Adamism, which I would define as something that is theoretically quite offensive, but also so confusing that you can't quite figure out towards whom.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

Bro you have got to resign

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*to the tune of Jammin* Sploogin'🎵

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Person who has never stopped scolding for one moment of their entire life: I’m gonna let myself be a scold here for a second

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

being one of the most vocal supporters of the Iraq War isn't enough for Chait he needs to be on the wrong side of every fucking thing

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waking from a beautiful dream...

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no offense to the guys who eat shit and drink piss for sexual gratification but its funny to think about them having food sensitivities or preferences. ahh i love to eat poop but i hate pimiento cheese. no pepsi is not ok. do you have a wine glass of hot pee for me instead? crazy but hey thats life

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

When he hits you with that penicillin-diluting stare

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