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if elected i promise to put a smile on every face and a bullet in every brain!!

if i was a politician id promise to do a lot of good things, like having the people in charge of Duolingo push notifications publicly executed

do you think everyone who supported “strengthening border security” the last twenty years will be surprised when they die and wake up in hell

after a lifetime of largely ignoring religion, recently I find myself more and more interested in making hell real

I'm kind of the John Wick of "What is the working class?" discourse

i love the news - blao! haha playa jk jk - bang bang! lmao you know im joshing pinp

rfk jr should put some funds into figuring out his whole deal. get a team on it. like why does he love dead animals so much? is this just what happens if a guy loves dead animals so much and it never costs him anything socially? and why does he look like a haunted animatronic they found at the dump

I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ \ 🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲 / ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

I'm kind of the John Wick of "What is the working class?" discourse

per my last email, playa!

I just think if you hit RFK jr with a car he would make a funny noise

Putting RFK Jr in a Saw trap where he has to choose between simply leaving a room before a door locks forever or jabbing a fat fucking needle of test in his stupid ass

the steroids crackhead is concerned about our nations testicles

Hi I'm a 70 year old man transparently taking enough juice to make my face turd-brown, here's why you need to go on a list

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i will forgive elon musk if he locks himself inside a cybertruck next to a lake with a handle. to repent.

I hate my enamel! I wish there was a toothpaste to make it weaker

the pope left the meeting with JD and immediately grabbed the closest vatican cop’s gun

ahshit ah fuck

asking Pope Francis to weigh in on some shit Will Stancil posted on Easter and getting sent "straight to fucking hell" (his words)

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venmoing my wifebrother Nestor

It's me, J. Christ. Back at it today. Throw some worship my way in the comments 👇👇👇

Yglesias reading the Niemoller poem, nodding and going 'nice lol fuck those guys' at every 'they came for' line, getting distracted by a crumb in his ass crack and never finishing

there’s a good argument to be made that the NYT’s gaming subscribers are doing far more harm to the world than all the gatcha companies in aggregate

this is like seeing the Pillsbury Doughboy pull a knife

it’s interesting how you never see a billionaire say something smart. they make grand pronouncements but they’re always delivered in a sort of motivational speaker cadence and so obviously stupid it’s clear they have nobody in their lives who they allow to challenge them. I am available to do that

Oh did Mark Cuban say some dumb fucking shit? Should we tell everyone about it? Should we share his stupid fucking face next to his stupid fucking words endlessly?