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My wife: I just watched my trainer do 50 pushups in a row. Do you think you could do that? Me: Hmmm, I could probably watch your trainer do 50 pushups in a row, sure

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

Watching RFK talk about reducing harmful ingredients in school lunches is like watching Charles Manson conduct a knife safety class with his family before the murders

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

You've got to be fucking kidding me

submitted 11 days ago • 86 comments

Bill Ackman is 200 S&P points away from going on CNBC and announcing his pronouns

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

my plan for paying off my student loans was to wait for the collapse of my country but i didtn realyl expect it to work out

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

david: why do you have a drawing of princess tiana me: *confusion* me, realizing: THAT IS BRANDY CINDERELLA david: why do you have a drawing of brandy cinderella me: I can't explain this to you, you either imprinted on this masterpiece as a child or you didn't

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

transphobia is often a wedge issue but rapidly leads to other kinds of queerphobia and other kinds of bigotry also happy asexual awareness day!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This post is 5 months old. This feels like a Blair Witch situation … “Hey check out this odd behavior form my printer” (show Cthulian imagery tearing out of the paper to feed of the mind of the observer) (Final posting from the account)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i'm starting woke 2

submitted 13 days ago • 36 comments

getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands

submitted 16 days ago • 206 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 139 comments

when i arrive in god's country

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

ME: When's the soonest I can book an appointment? VORE RECEPTIONIST: Actually, we're wide open for walk-ins this afternoon

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Starring Chris Pratt as Princess Zelda

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

33:40

submitted 19 days ago • 22 comments

I don’t understand why the new Snow White is failing at the box office even though seeing the original film is a core childhood memory for people in their late 90s

submitted 21 days ago • 250 comments

The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist

submitted 22 days ago • 275 comments

Seven-year-old Finley Rice, who gets immense pleasure from arranging his toys by size and colour, has been told to stop it immediately and do something he enjoys a lot less. www.patreon.com/posts/119898...

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

I think most of who have worked in writing or entertainment know that piracy is a fact of life, and has been for a long time now. But there’s a difference between a broke student downloading a PDF of your book, and a multibillion dollar company stealing your work for its own bullshit purposes.

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

I have a guy living in a CD store and if he doesn't leave for 100 days he gets to keep all the CDs

submitted 27 days ago • 58 comments

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

submitted 29 days ago • 174 comments

Alternative rock could be run so much more efficiently. How necessary are a singer, guitar player, bass player and drummer. You could get rid of all of those positions and replace them with one guy who just shows up at the venue and hawks crypto

submitted 29 days ago • 104 comments

I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories

submitted 29 days ago • 49 comments

lemme add to this and point out that they recorded and announced it 8 years earlier

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

submitted 31 days ago • 113 comments

I stood on the Trans Server and got these options and I have no idea what this means

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

I believe that it is neither of these things

submitted 31 days ago • 157 comments

julius caesar's chariot with a bumper sticker reading IDES RATHER BE AT THE COLOSSEUM

submitted 32 days ago • 74 comments

Okay but to be fair that’s a small price to pay in order to also destroy their search engine, one of the single most useful things tech ever made

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

the Facebook marketplace of ideas

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Your town may have a skaven problem

submitted 34 days ago • 41 comments

tesla car vehicles will have more legal protections than trans people

submitted 35 days ago • 167 comments

before you start badmouthing the trumpcession, please remember that last time we had a recession we were blessed with musical masterpieces like the black eyed peas "boom boom pow". when god closes a door he opens a window

submitted 35 days ago • 194 comments

Kinda jealous of people who live in countries that aren’t one big car dealership for a car that explodes

submitted 35 days ago • 31 comments

dungeons and dgenders | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 37 days ago • 39 comments

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wow!

submitted 38 days ago • 100 comments

Happy International Women’s Day

submitted 38 days ago • 44 comments

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

submitted 43 days ago • 222 comments

we let him get acclimated in the bedroom and now we're trying to get him more comfortable with the rest of the house but all he does is stare at me like this from the other room

submitted 44 days ago • 52 comments

putting on the They Live glassss and everyone is patton oswalt

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments