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lmao, jesus

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don't give him too much credit, he only changed tunes once Trump threw him in front of the angry mob on Jan 6 when Pence is the voice of reason we're in trouble

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The other website is pretty much done

submitted 4 days ago • 711 comments

Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?

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My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

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MY WASHING MACHINE HAS BEEN INFECTED BY DEI

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the mothers of elon's children should unionize

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 6 days ago • 67 comments

applying endless breadstick technology to beef stroganoff

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Faust about 2/3 through his story:

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her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

submitted 6 days ago • 109 comments

keep in mind that if you look like a 20 year old yuppie right now you can probably gain access to any federal building by putting on a suit and saying "i am from dog. let me in i am here to dismantle the fed!!!"

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

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Hellraiser (1987)

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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 16 days ago • 171 comments

i wasn’t even being hyperbolic

submitted 18 days ago • 117 comments

current events have reignited my deep desire to dig a tunnel under my house

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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

submitted 20 days ago • 227 comments

it’s 2028, a war has broken out between the us and canada, ww3 is eminent, how will democratic leadership respond? “we’re practically BEGGING! can you spare us $5 for the upcoming election? it could make the difference between life and death!”

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

we are gonna need so many trials after this administration, like maybe all held in a series in one city

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Google Maps app: "I see you were just at Taco Bell, would you like us to attach the photo you just took to our entry for that location?" (it's a photo of a worksheet I did for my anatomy homework, so I guess if people want to learn about neurons they can do that on Google Maps)

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oh i see now sharing your stuff with third parties is bad

submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments

Hank Hill

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do you think Candace's dad was the only one to believe her, and Mom's constant dismissal of Candace is why they got divorced #PhineasAndFerb

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you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.

submitted 25 days ago • 29 comments

overwhelming sense i get from rfk jr is that this is yet another guy who doesn’t think other people really exist

submitted 25 days ago • 161 comments

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

submitted 25 days ago • 29 comments

I do give Denis Leary credit for not writing a single new joke in 30 years but also not becoming one of those “woke ruined comedy” guys. Normally those are the same guy.

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I contain multitudes

submitted 27 days ago • 59 comments

BREAKING: Philadelphia workers have won the first Whole Foods union under Amazon with UFCW. Since Amazon bought the chain, workers have lost benefits and felt the squeeze. Now they're fighting back against the multi-trillion dollar giant and hoping this win will be the first of many.

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We Asked A Bunch of Coked Up Rich Kids What They Think About Politics. Their Answer Might Surprise You

submitted 26 days ago • 33 comments

Saving this screenshot for the next time someone asks if my journalism career has had any impact

submitted 27 days ago • 35 comments

bald eagles 🤝 Lina Lamont from Singin In The Rain doesn't know they're being dubbed over

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

hi! @teenvogue.bsky.social has been a reliable outlet for strong political journalism since at min 2016 — which was *9* years ago! you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!) signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics

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