Alternative rock could be run so much more efficiently. How necessary are a singer, guitar player, bass player and drummer. You could get rid of all of those positions and replace them with one guy who just shows up at the venue and hawks crypto - ThreadSky

eve6.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Alternative rock could be run so much more efficiently. How necessary are a singer, guitar player, bass player and drummer. You could get rid of all of those positions and replace them with one guy who just shows up at the venue and hawks crypto

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wolfgangsanchez.bsky.social•4 days ago

Could work…but the crypto hawker would need a killer light show.

njheals.bsky.social•4 days ago

$BLENDERCOIN

rockfest.bsky.social•4 days ago

Too much like the Muskrat!

getchusome.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey I fundamentally hate alternative rock and its fans; let me make it more efficient

hildogwoof.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unrelated- my 4 yo daughter requests the “bug song” (inside out) in the car now. She likes the art and the song.

devdev4ev.bsky.social•4 days ago

Exactly! @grimes

mchemar.bsky.social•4 days ago

Name of the band: "PONZI"

thcarter123.bsky.social•4 days ago

None of this shit w/o Leonard Leo

https://medium.com/@thcarter123/leonard-leo-the-stained-glass-curtain-hes-hiding-behind-cb1964eb1160

alhadis.bsky.social•4 days ago

This just in, DOGE have fired 100,000 bass guitarists and backup singers from the federal Indie scene, and now thousands of musicians are left without a gig.

wolfgangsanchez.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’ve seen Elon dance. He has no rhythm so it’s easy to see his disdain for the bass community.

tr3vin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Coins of the Cyber Age

easydreamsbrandon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Alternative Music but instead it's a trick and it's just an alternative to music.

ekpyrotic-dream.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s largely how I feel every time I’m forced to listen to Smashmouth

wraych.bsky.social•3 days ago

Have you seen "rose mcgowan" came back to Twitter to hawk crypto? You should find out if she likes alternative rock.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•4 days ago

alternative currency. bands love to be paid with imaginary money!!

moosephd.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s called having your music on streaming platforms

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•4 days ago

yes. one thing that doesn't stream is money, in my direction.

dabxdee.bsky.social•4 days ago

"... But the lack thereof will leave you empty inside..."

lunarmariarilke.bsky.social•4 days ago

6Coin: Pour your legal tender into a blender, watch it spin around into a beautiful Ponzi scheme.

lewieb101.bsky.social•4 days ago

don’t forget a redneck in a suit at the door demanding a thank you

annaeuchner.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sounds like a one-man band revolution! Cool idea!

nug.monster•4 days ago

is... EDM alternative rock?!

pinstryped.com•4 days ago

Don’t forget he has to awkwardly jump around like a dumbass.

martinjr.bsky.social•4 days ago

the grifters

matt.owlmoth.net•4 days ago

"We don't need another guitarist, we need a drummer" is a DEI initiative, throw the whole band out.

cdfain.bsky.social•4 days ago

How has no one thought of this before

uk0bach.bsky.social•4 days ago

I already have zero respect for bands that have no bass player.

Fucking Jack White, amirite? Non-bass-respecting douche.

stevemorgan68.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know what you mean. But I do love the bands that have had two bassists. Ned's Atomic Dustbin always had a place in my heart for that.

isny1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Put my legal tender hard in a blender

talitherose.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thot you’d appreciate a similar oblivion ~

https://bsky.app/profile/themovielawyer.bsky.social/post/3lkmdd7r7b22e

juiceboxfgc.bsky.social•4 days ago

but the lack of a band thereof would leave me empty inside.

ekpyrotic-dream.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s turned it (a band) inside out.

wormfood-local-510.bsky.social•4 days ago

NOW you're getting it!!!!!!

thatbakedguy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Here me out... it mines bitcoin while making music...

aaron-0.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or one guy with a Technics KN keyboard.
Rocker over London! Rock in Chicago!

cyclingchick.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's good.

pyrolytic.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rage with the Machine

paulwartenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Submit To the Machine

richardjleone.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rage For The Machine

bearbuttsam.bsky.social•4 days ago

finalgirlanarchy.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣😂🪦

eloquentvogon.bsky.social•4 days ago

richardhomer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Department of Alternative Rock Efficiency, DARE. Every band is now just a one-person band.

sforgosh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t that the definition of DJs?

ivymike.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did you just invent SXSW?

markrock666.bsky.social•4 days ago

$X$W?

nehpetssnikrep.bsky.social•4 days ago

How big of a dick should that guy be?

stevemorgan68.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett and the Crypto Kickers - they'll do the crash, the stock-market crash...

hechehombre.bsky.social•4 days ago

You just described David Gray.

leesylou.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🙃

churchofkitty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Crypto that is being used to launder money and accept bribes!

merz.bsky.social•4 days ago

As opposed to what other crypto?

dulynoted808.bsky.social•4 days ago

TWO guitar players? In THIS economy? Also, why do you need a drummer when the guitar player (SINGULAR) can keep the beat by slapping his guitar. You know what that guitarist isn't doing? Using his mouth. He can sing while playing his instrument.

Yes, "HE" since women are too emotional for music

dulynoted808.bsky.social•4 days ago

Btw, in case it's not clear, the post above was sarcasm. It's sometimes hard to tell these days.

lalilalilali.bsky.social•4 days ago

*this is not about alternative rock.

lizalincreations.bsky.social•4 days ago

wanna put my tender heart on the blockchain

alfaguru.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ian Dury and The Blockheads / Baxter Dury and The Blockchains

bilevomit.capitalismkills.net•4 days ago

I actually use a blender analogy when describing PoW blockchains. (Wood chipper, actually)

bernardsweb.net•4 days ago

Temple of the Doge already did this.

bernardsweb.net•4 days ago

Well I don't mind stealing bread
From the mouths of the oppressed
So I feed on the powerless
When my blockchain's already overfilled

dulynoted808.bsky.social•4 days ago

A'say Hello to $HEVN, $HEVN, $HEVN.

inapproprinate.bsky.social•4 days ago

I WANNA REACH DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNN!

AND RIP YOU ALL OFF!

kyyle23.bsky.social•4 days ago

They call him Kid Rock

nonotjeffallen.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh is Trapt playing in your town, too?

deadbabybikes.bsky.social•4 days ago

seeking out a rhythm that can take the tension on turns zero googlhits.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIf5DF-PoDo

loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•4 days ago

dave grohl announces $FOO coin and thats why they cancelled the 2025 concerts to develop it

themovielawyer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are you saying that we should put legal tender into a blender, watch it spin round into blockchain-based oblivion?

jimsturgesjr.bsky.social•4 days ago

Almost as if efficiency and humanity weren’t the same thing…

neonsquirrel86.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well, local h's singer plays guitar and bass too. I think they listened to you like 30 years before you skeeted this.

becausebecause.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not even that, just a boombox on the stage playing the songs.

Live recordings of the songs, otherwise that's taking the piss.

edgarallandoh.bsky.social•4 days ago

"I'm talking...I'm talking...I'm talking to myself more...on my new crypto podcast"

colinthemusical.bsky.social•4 days ago

“this project is fire bro, fire” “sorry for the silence we are in builder mode” “Buy the dip” “it’s not a rug pull” “we absolutely deny the allegations…”

spareparts.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is Local H on bsky yet?

kyyle23.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pretty sure Scott is

dreamingtree74.bsky.social•4 days ago

They're too busy keeping it copacetic.

jerkwaffle.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ethereum, has got it going on.

oyezohyayoyez.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ska got too many horns, that’s for damn sure.

s70wn3.bsky.social•4 days ago

Alt right rock

realburneracct.bsky.social•4 days ago

hello I'm from CPAC and I'd like to offer $1M a year for your newsletter.

dulynoted808.bsky.social•4 days ago

Of course Budnik got a job with CPAC.

He should have aspired to be more like John Conner's friend from T2. Maybe he wouldn't have grown up to be such a dick.

realburneracct.bsky.social•4 days ago

In real life a friend from HS lived with Eddie Furlong in a halfway house in Venice about 20 years ago.

dulynoted808.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's crazy! Hope the guy has found the help he needs and kicked his demons (your friend too).

assholeparadox.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t that just Nickelcrap and Dubstep?

merz.bsky.social•4 days ago

hey now

assholeparadox.bsky.social•4 days ago

yeszo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey man, glad to see you finally awoke from your coma that you've been in since 2012

assholeparadox.bsky.social•4 days ago

*1995, actually. And, thanks 😊 I’m so glad you noticed I woke up!

m4tr.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve often wondered this. Except the crypto part

williamhaugh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or thee guys

https://www.nydailynews.com/2017/01/20/piano-guys-play-fight-song-at-donald-trumps-inaugural-ball-rallying-cry-of-hillary-clintons-campaign/

professeurwhom.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’re describing Bro-step

kelcywinter.bsky.social•4 days ago

i bet that crypto guy could be replaced with chatgpt

joethemason.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tales From The Crypto

datapointed.bsky.social•4 days ago

Local H, halfway there, and simultaneously not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWpRxnyeGg

tourswag.bsky.social•4 days ago

so many shows are 1 guy and 2 laptops

stevemorgan68.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's a great album title

violetsky11.bsky.social•4 days ago

Better yet, put that guy on the front lawn of the White House to hawk his crypto - best concert ever since Fyre Fest

meatcake.bsky.social•4 days ago

OK Stephen

frimtanklin.bsky.social•4 days ago

i know you came here for alternative rock but what do you think of these alternative stocks? no?

tmunreal.bsky.social•4 days ago

You gotta reach out to the Department of Grunge Efficiency. They have some great ideas you could use in alt lol

write-or-die.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thanks, I hate it. 😭

thelushkitch.bsky.social•3 days ago

... wait, does that make Venmo an alt-rock band?

blazinbobby81.bsky.social•4 days ago

Crypto time
Open up your your wallets
And let the scam begin

paulwartenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

nick-lynx.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’ve just inadvertently described the site former known as Twitter

richardny.bsky.social•4 days ago

Overheard

davidmacluna.bsky.social•4 days ago

We tried that back in the hair band days but didn't have crypto to pitch.

skirl.bsky.social•4 days ago

hawk tuah

juicedropsrevenge.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Black Keys?

jamesmacknz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Does this guy have a coin?
https://youtu.be/pqn2ywkPFMI?si=34sC5iBzH4RyAMO8

monkeysayswhat.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe my night cap hot toddy was a bit too toddy, ‘cause I kinda liked that.

jamesmacknz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nah. This ripps.

reptussanctus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Alternative crypto or mainstream crypto

reptussanctus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Forgot the ? But this is indeed a question

grainneproinseas.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lol

mrsmokewell.bsky.social•4 days ago

Temple of the Doge

anthoneyampschwoch.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rock and roll lost its soul in 1991. Sorry. ✌️❤️🤘

greattical.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lies, that's the year the mighty Clutch originated

anthoneyampschwoch.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just wanted to say, it's been bugging me. I meant no disrespect to Clutch. Those guys played Chippewa falls Wisconsin some years ago, I met them. Great dudes. And a pretty badass band. ✌️

anthoneyampschwoch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry man. Doesn't change the facts. We went from, party on! Sex drugs and rock and roll! To, life's a drag and I hate my parents. Woe is me. Life sucks. There are exceptions. But not nearly enough. ✌️

greattical.bsky.social•3 days ago

That kind of Rock still exists dude lmaooo

anthoneyampschwoch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah. Because it was recorded before 1991. Auto-tuned, pitch corrected, time corrected digital bullshit after that. It might have taken us 20 takes in the old days. But at least we really did it.✌️

greattical.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lmao ok I can see now that you've been mad for 35 years, I'll leave you to it

karldriftwood.bsky.social•4 days ago

DOGE logic

ricosuavejd.bsky.social•4 days ago

DORE: Dept of Rock Efficiency

tinysodacans.bsky.social•4 days ago

chrishill988.bsky.social•4 days ago

Band name in this scenario would be the Elon musk experience.

I’ll just be over here with my Screeching Weasel.

jrockmckgrizzle.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Let me tell you how consolidating all your crypto into OneBand can work for you!"

ekpyrotic-dream.bsky.social•4 days ago

A baby was born into the world to become this dude with every known instrument strapped to his person voluntarily out in public which led to this eternal gif on the internet.