themovielawyer.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Can we just stop for a moment and remember that the name of the agency is “The Department of Justice?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Our country is hilarious.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Elon destroyed the country while still in the tutorial level.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Anyone who says computers can’t generate truly random numbers has never tried to guess what volume my phone’s alarm is going to be at 5:45 a.m., when I’m trying to leave the house quietly without waking the family up. It’s unfathomable and bears no relation to anything I did on my phone yesterday.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Roberts is so concerned about not hobbling the power of a chief executive acting in good faith that he's making us defenseless to one that's not.

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

In other words, lie back, close your eyes, and think of America:

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My law firm is currently litigating 50 voting and election cases in 21 states. I expect new cases will be filed this week. States with the most cases: AZ, GA, NC, NV, FL, LA, PA.

submitted 6 days ago • 847 comments

To everyone saying "why aren't people speaking up?": They are. Not everything is covered in the media and also, shit takes time. This isn't a movie where we cut to news broadcasts of responses right after a bad policy comes down. People are speaking up. Join them and stay on them, but it's building

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to know how many magazine and newspaper sites this person actually subscribes to.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, that IS Chad Smith on drums!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Really Dumb Movie Trivia: In Tombstone, Billy Zane plays an actor who gives the St. Crispin's Day speech from Henry V to a pack of rowdy thugs. In BTTF: Billy Zane plays a thug who harasses Crispin Glover.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Hard disagree. I can’t watch it any more. 40 minutes of mansplaining nonsense to a Medical Doctor and walking through government buildings with no lights on in the middle of day. Turn on the lights, guys. We can afford it. Also, get a dehumidifier for all of this fog.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, so THIS is why I saw David Crosby buying cigars.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Police in Rhode Island are saying someone died from fentanyl-laced cannabis based on preliminary drug testing done by the police, and I just want people to remember law enforcement is not qualified to perform drug testing or determine cause of death. It helps nobody to create unfounded drug panics.

submitted 7 days ago • 76 comments

About 1500 people showed up in our small red-purple farm/college town to declare #HandsOff. Well organized, good speeches. Substantive and loud.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

And you did your best to keep it that way, Adam, by voting with Trump 90-something percent of the time and voting against lowering the cost of insulin.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid, my dad went to South Korea every year or two for joint military exercises in Operation Team Spirit. He told me it helped us export Democracy. So, can we see if we can get together and maybe re-import some of it?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“…and that is why I am suspending the writ of habeas corpus.”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Inspired by Eric Adams declaring independence from the Party that won’t have him, I would like to announce my independence from the Shaolin Temple, the Mayberry Sheriff’s Office, and the Oompa Loompas Local 317. But I’m keeping my membership in Earth, Wind, and Fire.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Now that Lorne Michaels has been used and punked again by Morgan Wallen, after inviting the racist dickhead back after the world caught him using the N-slur, and after Trump and Crenshaw both used SNL and then trashed it, we need to call Lorne complicit. He got his 50th. Time to retire and hand off

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a support group for BG3 players who lost their Honor Mode run due to some insanely bad-luck bullshit?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Some people climb Mt. Everest just to see the bodies of people who died trying.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The WHCA is like the U.S. Supreme Court. Both pretend to be the highest echelon of their professions, but both are widely seen as an embarrassment to the professionals doing the actual job every day. Don’t look for heroes among groups where the only key qualification is the ability to get the job.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Any explanation that doesn’t include the factor “…and 45 to 50.1% of our voting electorate are racist morons” is an incomplete explanation.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Prosecutors are great, @gregdoucette.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

In Illinois, we have one Senator with balls, and one that is just a Dick.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hahaha, that flipped seat has Trump shitting his pants that he can’t hold onto Stefanik’s District and so she gave up her leadership position and her staff and everything…for nothing. Nobody benefits from loyalty to Trump.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment