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Poet in the streets, critic in the sheets. (He/It/Whatever)
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Wild to think that America would be safer if RFK had been killed sooner.

Something just so right about Habs @ Leafs. Aesthetically, the perfect hockey game.

I've become suspicious of all the "I love cancelling plans" memes. Don't get me wrong, I hate seeing you just as much as you hate seeing me. Maybe more. BUT: It feels a bit like an op meant to make social interaction feel tedious, uncomfortable, even coercive. ...

I can't believe it's not Liartown

Eggs are 2.60 for a half dozen here in the low arctic. How are those tariffs working out?

I can't tell you who the coach of the Pensacola Ice Flyers is, but I can tell you who it isn't.

Actually, most of these man-made horrors are well within my comprehension. Pretty much all of them, tbh. Maybe you're just not very good at being consumed by the insurmountable paranoia that necessarily flows from man's inhumanity to man and god alike. Idk, I don't want to brag.

You ever get haunted by a word? I'm being followed by the word "chubb".

Just submitted a thing where I referred to the atomic bomb not as "unspeakable" but "UPspeakable". So, you know, that's that one down the tubes.

Y’all know what to do

I am somehow helping my boss figure out how to smuggle a wall-mounted tv out of my hotel room. I think I've been ruined for future employers. I've become one of those dogs at the spca who's last owners let him have weed brownies.

Words that sound like they're racist but aren't* Jinx Dibs Tomfoolery Goon Hooky Chicanery Caboose Shifty Stevedore Bamboozle *as far as I know