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lunarmariarilke.bsky.social
Poet in the streets, critic in the sheets. (He/It/Whatever)
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Free Business Idea: Chocolate bunnies, but it's just the ears (the good part). Just a big bag of chocolate bunny ears.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I've written two chapbooks and just finished a m/s.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

"Read the room, Katy Perry" is such an evergreen statement.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Look, this isn't untrue. But we need to start asking *why* that is, what consequences did Obama face that Trump doesn't? Republicans were willing to disrupt and obstruct in ways Democrats have not been; conservatives were willing to act in ways the liberals and leftists have not been.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Carney: "I pledge a $15,000 grant to anyone in the middle stages of their career looking to upskill." Poilievre: "Best I can do is vaguely hint that I'd like to bring the death penalty back."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wild to think that America would be safer if RFK had been killed sooner.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Something just so right about Habs @ Leafs. Aesthetically, the perfect hockey game.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I've become suspicious of all the "I love cancelling plans" memes. Don't get me wrong, I hate seeing you just as much as you hate seeing me. Maybe more. BUT: It feels a bit like an op meant to make social interaction feel tedious, uncomfortable, even coercive. ...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I can't believe it's not Liartown

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Eggs are 2.60 for a half dozen here in the low arctic. How are those tariffs working out?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I can't tell you who the coach of the Pensacola Ice Flyers is, but I can tell you who it isn't.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Actually, most of these man-made horrors are well within my comprehension. Pretty much all of them, tbh. Maybe you're just not very good at being consumed by the insurmountable paranoia that necessarily flows from man's inhumanity to man and god alike. Idk, I don't want to brag.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

You ever get haunted by a word? I'm being followed by the word "chubb".

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Just submitted a thing where I referred to the atomic bomb not as "unspeakable" but "UPspeakable". So, you know, that's that one down the tubes.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Y’all know what to do

submitted 10 days ago • 406 comments

I am somehow helping my boss figure out how to smuggle a wall-mounted tv out of my hotel room. I think I've been ruined for future employers. I've become one of those dogs at the spca who's last owners let him have weed brownies.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments