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As promised, here are the slides I shared with students to convince them to NOT use chatGPT and other artificial stupidity. TL;DR? AI is evil, unsustainable and stupid, and I'd much rather they use their own brains, make their own mistakes, and actually learn something. 🪄

B&E now means sneaking into someone’s house to eat their bacon and eggs.

If like me you are eating your feelings today choose pasta.

This is how you do it. Other news agencies like Axios and CBS, stop rolling over! Grow a spine, stand up straight and fight!

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

people who say love and infatuation "aren't real, it's just chemicals" make me sad because everything is just chemicals. we are big bags of chemicals. our brains are chemicals plus electricity. hate, fear, rage - all chemicals. why deny yourself the rare brief times when the chemicals feel good? 🙂

It’s not just Space X. Musk was able to save Tesla because of a loan from the Dept of Energy. Here he is in 2013 filled with gratitude for the federal agency & the taxpayers who saved his business. From reporting by @puck.news. airmail.news/issues/2025-...

Had lunch with friends today. We sat in a crowded restaurant and asked ourselves what it must've been like as the nazis rose to power, and then all three of us looked around at the happy well-fed people and said, "...oh. Right."

Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates

I think we have to assume that a) trump is never willingly letting go of power till he dies, and b) he has promised elon that if elon handles the actual "business" of being a dictator, he will succeed him in death. even if that never happened, that's the level of concern dems should be at

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

DA VINCI: (painting, yelling) Bit more enigma, darling. MORE ENIGMATIC, LISA

[slipping the Staples employee a crisp 1 dollar bill] Give me some of the good paper, you know, from tall trees that shaded lovers

*standing in line to be burned at the stake* Me: They are going to lose their asses in the midterms!

Once you recognize this kind of language you'll never be able to un-see it because guys like Pete's entire role in life is to manufacture a consensus for war. So you'll get liberals jeering in a few weeks that we need to take over Canada in order to get a Trump-proof republic, or something bullshit.

“If I were a child again I would torrent terabytes of copyrighted material and use it to train my AI model” is absolutely psycho

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

No one person is all powerful. One is only powerful with the cooperation of others. Lots and lots of people are complicit.

I'm just here to annoy the mean girls from Twitter who can't gain traction on this platform.

It’s weird how we’ve memory holed the fact that Obama entered his first term with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a majority in the House and McConnell’s response was “We’re going to make Obama a one-term president,” not “there’s little we can do”

Bald eagles are just eagles that were reared on the modern pornography.

I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board

If you feel the world’s moving too fast, slow it down with EarthLink. We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems. Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis

Youth pastor voice: " you know who else respawned?"

If you thought it wasn’t possible—well, here we are. Musk pulled $80 million in funding authorized by Congress straight from NYC’s bank account. The federal government took the funds and called it a “clawback” of taxpayer money. A lot of others would simply call it stealing.

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

no one in history has bitten the moon [pulling my teeth and loading them into a potato gun] not until now

The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes. The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds. This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

Please refrain from wishing a pox upon both their houses until the CDC is reinstated

A quinceañera, but for my wallet condom.

Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.

I saw a video of known alcoholic Pete Hegseth drinking multiple scotches in the middle of a televised presser and started laughing so hard I began coughing as I believe we're less than 2 weeks removed from him promising never to drink a single time as Secretary of Defense and nothing matters anymore

Our team reviewed the entire DOGE website. Nothing they have identified constitutes evidence of fraud or corruption—both of which are crimes. Feel free to audit us. The funds were allotted by Congress, and OIGs regularly reviewed expenditures for fraud.

You might have missed it, but Amazon warehouse workers in Raleigh, NC are voting this week on whether to form a union. If they win, they'll be the first unionized Amazon facility in the South. Remember that we can always find hope in the labor movement.