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OK math nerds 👍 Do whatever explaining you need to do to make you feel better about why you switched doors. My door is for winners, which is why I chose it in the first place. I have a psychic connection with the donkey behind it, and he's telling me what a genius I am. And making fun of you.

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commission

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one time at a gas station I asked the attendant how they were doing and they replied with "it's all good in the hood" and then got this serious and somber look on their face and said "actually many socio-economic problems effect the hood today..." and then I bought my twix and went home

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( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

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hell yeah brother

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I just think it's fucked up they make me leave my bed where my son Tango the most perfect baby of all time is snuggled up next to me just to go to work? pay no attention to the fact the moment I got up Tango stole my warm spot that's my boy he's never done anything wrong in his life

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uims will bag some uncut sapphires when they should be bagging an uncut baddie

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i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

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Vegeta after 20 minutes in the hyperbolic gwak gwak chamber with throku

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hey remember when I said I was getting 99 hunter next? i lied :3 99 fletching!! (99 hunter will be in like 2-3 days lmao) onwards to the next one lmao 8/23

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i think if I had a boyfriend I would make him kiss other boys for my amusement

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2B #NieR

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Techbros and Conservatives formed an alliance based on their shared interest: That it should be illegal to make fun of them online

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babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

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walks around your house yowling but when you try to give me food or enrichment i just walk away and go to sleep

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This is a bonus, not a problem, for a real professional

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found my tablet pen under my couch aafter 20 minutes

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ladies I don't mean to bother you but I make a good grilled cheese sandwich just so you know

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Cozy JaneBelle Commission!! 🐀🔔🤍 Cutest wives ever,,, thank you for the request!! 🥹🌷 #JaneBelle #zzzero #zenlesszonezero

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new poh head trophy space has made me discover the great kurask head dialogues here's some highlights

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yo who the fuck let all these chores stack up in my apartment that I live in alone??

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as a postal worker reading the thoughts and ideas for "improving" service usually boil down to "how can we fuck up absolutely everything for basically all of rural America? after all I get my stuff delivered to me via Amazon and I live in downtown nyc!" God forbid a service be a fucking service.

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saying "chatroom, is this based?" as a girl throws me against the wall and bites my neck

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they are like friends who bite each other

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SHE KNOWS

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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

submitted 54 days ago • 66 comments

DOGE. Like the meme from 12 years ago

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Don't Get Up. 😪

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

dropped my phone at work and now it's cracked dude look how fucking cracked it is 😭😭

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I realized the other day that like 5 of my top 10 favorite albums of all time were break up albums coded. I haven't even been thru that many break ups am I just a sad bitch or something??

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Burdensome regulations are preventing our country's hard working children from providing for their families

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I've started to fuck heavily with calling it "x, the everything app, blaze your glory" instead of Twitter because I want it to seem cringe and weird since Twitter is dead and there's just sort of a weird white supremacy hate machine masquerading as what it used to be. fuck that place lmao

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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

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the most annoying thing about the "trans people are all easily triggered" propaganda is that even ostensible allies think they have to walk on egg shells around us despite basically every trans person i know having incredibly thick skin. like relax it's fine just be normal it's seriously nbd

OK math nerds 👍 Do whatever explaining you need to do to make you feel better about why you switched doors. My door is for winners, which is why I chose it in the first place. I have a psychic connection with the donkey behind it, and he's telling me what a genius I am. And making fun of you.

commission

one time at a gas station I asked the attendant how they were doing and they replied with "it's all good in the hood" and then got this serious and somber look on their face and said "actually many socio-economic problems effect the hood today..." and then I bought my twix and went home

( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

hell yeah brother

I just think it's fucked up they make me leave my bed where my son Tango the most perfect baby of all time is snuggled up next to me just to go to work? pay no attention to the fact the moment I got up Tango stole my warm spot that's my boy he's never done anything wrong in his life

uims will bag some uncut sapphires when they should be bagging an uncut baddie

i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser

Vegeta after 20 minutes in the hyperbolic gwak gwak chamber with throku

hey remember when I said I was getting 99 hunter next? i lied :3 99 fletching!! (99 hunter will be in like 2-3 days lmao) onwards to the next one lmao 8/23

i think if I had a boyfriend I would make him kiss other boys for my amusement

2B #NieR

Techbros and Conservatives formed an alliance based on their shared interest: That it should be illegal to make fun of them online

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched that advice you give others

walks around your house yowling but when you try to give me food or enrichment i just walk away and go to sleep

This is a bonus, not a problem, for a real professional

found my tablet pen under my couch aafter 20 minutes

Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl Wolf Girl

ladies I don't mean to bother you but I make a good grilled cheese sandwich just so you know

Cozy JaneBelle Commission!! 🐀🔔🤍 Cutest wives ever,,, thank you for the request!! 🥹🌷 #JaneBelle #zzzero #zenlesszonezero

new poh head trophy space has made me discover the great kurask head dialogues here's some highlights

yo who the fuck let all these chores stack up in my apartment that I live in alone??

as a postal worker reading the thoughts and ideas for "improving" service usually boil down to "how can we fuck up absolutely everything for basically all of rural America? after all I get my stuff delivered to me via Amazon and I live in downtown nyc!" God forbid a service be a fucking service.

saying "chatroom, is this based?" as a girl throws me against the wall and bites my neck

they are like friends who bite each other

SHE KNOWS

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

DOGE. Like the meme from 12 years ago

Don't Get Up. 😪

dropped my phone at work and now it's cracked dude look how fucking cracked it is 😭😭

I realized the other day that like 5 of my top 10 favorite albums of all time were break up albums coded. I haven't even been thru that many break ups am I just a sad bitch or something??

Burdensome regulations are preventing our country's hard working children from providing for their families

I've started to fuck heavily with calling it "x, the everything app, blaze your glory" instead of Twitter because I want it to seem cringe and weird since Twitter is dead and there's just sort of a weird white supremacy hate machine masquerading as what it used to be. fuck that place lmao

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

the most annoying thing about the "trans people are all easily triggered" propaganda is that even ostensible allies think they have to walk on egg shells around us despite basically every trans person i know having incredibly thick skin. like relax it's fine just be normal it's seriously nbd

I missed posting this here for Valentines Day... Vampire date!!!

if I was a Pokémon my type would be weak to women

"Just keep your eyes up here~"