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I love being a pagan witch.

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I’m a little behind on the podcast, but I really need merch that says “All My Homies Hate Octavian” from @newestolympian.bsky.social. This was a quote from Mike from the NOLA live show and it is *chefs kiss.”

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Like, my nostalgia is not for how the past was, but for how I used to envision the future.

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

New rule: if you text my phone begging for money, I can call your office and tell you how I want you vote on things, even if you aren’t my rep. Looking at you, Hakeem Jeffries.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t do a drag roast for my funeral, I’m not coming. I’m not planning on dying soon. This is just a warning.

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I loved how on Reddit today the question was “If you could only read 1-2 romance authors who would it be?” Everyone else was saying Abby Jimenez, Roxie Noir, Emily Henry… My answer? Lily Mayne and Alethea Faust. I just *might* be queer. 👀 @authorlilymayne.bsky.social @aletheafaust.bsky.social

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Petty romance novel complaint of the week: why is it that 100% of the breakfasts when one MC cooks for the other it’s bacon? Bacon isn’t even impressive. And it’s not romantic. Does no one know how to cook anything else? #booksky

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HRH Snapdragon says Happy #Caturday

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Seriously

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Dear Democrats, I am not giving you feckless cunts a fucking dollar. Stop asking. You pathetic do-nothings. Stop it.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I am legitimately horrified to hear how many businesses and whatnot are just complying with this administration’s wishlist. Stop it! What the fuck are you doing!? Don’t accept this nonsense.

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They’re really just out here saying they believe white men are better at everything in every way. Which if you’ve ever worked with a white man, is a fucking wild thing to say.

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I forgot: I dreamed last night that I (personally) discovered that vice president JD Vance was secretly married to drag queen Alyssa Edwards. My asleep brain even remembered that Alyssa’s legal name is Justin. So clearly, this must mean something.

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You know how drug addicts have to keep doing more and more drugs just to feel anything? That’s me right now and #smut. It has to be the most unhinged filthy shit for me to feel engaged anymore. My friend suggested I do a smut detox and I said that wasn’t possible. #booksky

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I’m a math professor and I approve this message

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

You would guess that the orange one was an idiot and the floofy one was smart. You would be wrong. The orange boy was a genius and the floofy lady was barely functional.

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I’m very tired of the enshitification of everything. I want Pop Tarts with the old amount of filling again and I want menstrual pads to do their fucking jobs. If I wanted a pantyliner, I would have bought one. (That is in referenced to both the pop tarts and pads.) Sweet Baby Jesus.

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Miss Snapdragon says Happy #Caturday as she shrimps on her blankie. #cats #catsofbluesky

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