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I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways.
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Seething, unbridled rage at the general state of things vs. new premium streaming television episode reactions.

Uncrustables, but of spaghetti

Back in the 70s and 80s we didn’t realize how retro we were acting. It’s pretty embarrassing now.

Yeah, people just love David Bowie, but nobody ever stops to think about how he never once gave Major Tom enough time to respond to whether or not he could hear. Very rude!

Happy 220th birthday to Olivia Rodrigo, born on this day in 1805.

Shoutout to folks who pronounce "ancient" as "ang-shint"!!!

you ever get so hungry you could eat a whole thing of stuff?

so that's where they end up

If you don't have an individual post condemning every type of evil that has ever occurred in the world then you support it. And frankly it's disgusting

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhTS...

The fire triangle is a model that shows the three elements required for a fire to start: fuel, heat, and oxygen. Applying this to Twin Peaks, fuel = weirdness, heat = heart, and oxygen = humor. I just came up with this so please feel free to refrain from commenting if I am wrong, which I'm not.

They should be embarrassed about how bad they look.

THANK YOU NOAH

Does someone know the name of the childish giggle sound effect they use twice in the Fantastic Four teaser that dropped today? I've heard it for the past 30 years and always wondered if it has a name like the Wilhelm Scream.

Getting a huge group of friends together to go see that movie about Chester Brown having a bunch of sex.

I read Steppenwolf last month and finished Twin Peaks season 2 last night. I won’t spoil anything, but they have very similar endings.

Billy Joel gets SO MAD at the end of Tell Her About It.

Ah, mixtapes! As a comic book letterer it was difficult for me to not compulsively letter them like I would a comic book page. Here are examples of some of mine.

I like in basketball when two men desperately hug the ball

I do not give facebook permission to make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

up at 5am for whatever reason

Really excited for the "turns out" guys to lay a new round of turns outs on us once things start to turn out.

When I started my career we all had phones at our desks. Today if you cold call me to a “huddle” you have lost a friend.

in the near future, all interpersonal online communication will just be people saying "song name?" to each other

I'm sure there's nothing a comic book artist loves more than attempting to portray emotion through a completely covered face with tiny slits for eyes.

I used a drawing from Preston Blair’s How to Animate Film Cartoons as a template for a bunch of cutely proportioned characters, just to see what would happen.

The highest possible number of points you can get on level one of Ms. Pac-Man is 14600 (as mentioned in the Say Hi song Bluetime). So far the best I've been able to manage is 12000.

You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You create a small opening with your lips then blow or suck air through the space. The lips, teeth or fingers create turbulence, & the curled tongue acts as a resonant chamber to enhance the resulting sound by acting as a type of Helmholtz resonator, Steve.

I begin all email replies with “first of all how dare you”

omg chill

In the end, the answer to “where can I find long wool socks that stay up?” was to be found in the unlikeliest of places: the snowboarding community.

And R.I.P. David Lynch, my colleague in the field of alternative weekly cartooning.