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Do you think Mary let Joseph hit after she was made pregnant by god? Like was Joseph nutting on fetal Jesus’ little head?

Bellatrix Lenormal

I got a Groupon for a lobotomy

Sketchin’ #rhearipley

the first two women in space were blue collar Soviet badasses 👩‍🚀 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjL18k8q/

CONTENT WARNING: WHITE BOSTON MALE LIBERAL SLURS Patriot in Boston assaults Trump Loyalist. Everyone on the sidewalk clapped. Loyalists are not safe. Loyalists should move somewhere else.

Anime’s are always like “humanity is in the brink of extermination and the only person who can save us is a virgin high schooler who gets C’s”

The WNBA should have men as cheerleaders

Sometimes people are just waiting for an opportunity to be upset with you

I’ve been neglecting this website for the last few weeks. I lost my job in February and I’ve been really busy trying to get a new one before the inevitable economic depression, but I have no leads, just a newfound drinking problem and I’m running out of Lexapro lol lmao

“JFK is America’s dead anime mom” is a banger of a line.

I’m going to wear that “do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what I say” t shirt to the Long Beach marathon this year.

I was out with friends last night having dinner and when I mentioned that I lift weights 4 to 5 times a week one guy said “really? You don’t look like it” and that’s going to live with me forever.

About to go on a date and I’m going to ruin it this is just my nature

My boy got the foot out

I keep forgetting to take thirst traps at the gym but I won’t forget next time

Famous blue state Nebraska

The cat

Hmm I wonder why nobody will date me

Begging the body piercer to just shove that shit into my frontal lobe please please please

I will die for this woman

I’m going to adopt a dog so I can get an appointment for euthanasia but rip the needle out of the vets hand at the last minute and jam it in my own neck.

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Lord of the rings is about fighting fascism and being bisexual

This is a new issue that can't be resolved with an over-the-air software update.

Waking up to a confusing and rude text works better than coffee.

Freedom Convoy “Stage Manager” Appears on Stream For American Neo-Nazi Group Blood Tribe Bethan Nodwell, Christine Loughead & an unidentified Canadian joined neo-Nazi Chris Pohlhaus to discuss antisemitic conspiracy theories & dehumanize South Asian & Indigenous ppl www.antihate.ca/freedom_conv...

Fingers crossed

Good morning from me and my son

I’m not a big LOTR nerd but goddamn is the prologue a one to one about how the allies beat the nazis in WW2 and decided to adopt fascism instead of casting it into the flame.

When you think you’re really clicking then she casually drops that she has a boyfriend

feels like it's been forever since I bounced on it crazy style

Baby is tucked in

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