I like quirky, weird, avant-garde, impressionist, these look too evil and dystopian, Ferrari, corvettes, are angles and wedges, maybe it’s the terrifying state of the world, maybe if they were bright red, yellow or green, maybe I think musk is a creepy Fuck who’s vehicles should disappear like him
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I don’t know why I’m so surprised that this is so shoddily put together. I would think that if you spend that kind of money, it should be virtually indestructible.
I wouldn’t be surprised. Like all his cars. Those driving it and around it are guinea pigs. That’s why he got rid of all the agencies that were suing him.
Tesla Truck - ugly as Elon, dangerous, rusts, frame bends, steer by wire fails, leaks, panels detaching, lied about specs, panels are literally falling off because glued on, fails in cold weather, faulty and dangerous accelerators, windshield wipers don’t work. What a joke
This is the supposed efficiency expert whose cyber truck had unintended acceleration & faulty pedals,complaints about rusting,trim pieces falling off,software issue that prevented the rearview camera from displaying images,faulty windshield wipers, armor glass being susceptible to damage. Now this.
Musk needs to get back to office or better yet stock holders should demand his resignation due to failure to uphold his fiduciary responsibilities to Tesla. How much value has he flushed playing a Bond villain?
Now we know, not only to not park next to them(in case they spontaneously ignite),or ride in one(run the risk of getting locked in or out)...now we know not to be anywhere behind them(on the freeway) for sure!! 🤦♀️
We should all get some galium to pour on the parts of the panels that connect them together. Any time you see a parked Swasticar pour galium on the aluminum panels and they'll melt and crumble.
That would be hilarious, but Cybertruck panels aren’t aluminum, they’re stainless steel. They’re not structural, though, so they’re as thin as Tesla could get away with, and are just glued onto the actual body.
European safety: Will it protect the occupants, more importantly will it mitigate any harm to pedestrians?
US safety: Protect the person who bought it, they have money.
Will pass!
Blimey, it’s totally different here, you can’t sell a car until it’s proven to be safe. Some guy did import one and it was seized by the police.
it's really hard to pick which was the worst done by the company: quality control, design, aesthetics. and what makes all of this funnier is they out a big price tag on it, making it appear to be better than it is, when it's just an all around lemon truck in every way.
When I took my car to get a small pain job into a repair shop around 2019 the lot was filled with more than a dozen teslas. I asked why that was & they said teslas are prone to accidents. That’s when I knew I would never buy one.
Why anyone would purchase such an unattractive vehicle is a mystery. The statement this car makes is "I'm an asshole". As fake and useless as the CEO of the company. May we soon no longer see tesla as a going CONcern
Just apply a generous amount of gorilla glue! Feel like an idiot yet, for buying such an expensive piece of crap so bad, crazy glue could be used to put parts back on?
Trump was caught on a hot mic talking about how much money they could make if they made a mandate that all cars are battery operated and just sold Tesla batteries. When reminded about drill baby drill he said then forget it put gas in the teslas then 🤦🏻♀️
True - so I saw it circulating on TikTok along with the interview he mentioned Tesla discovered the lightbulb and said Isaac neutron was a great guy … could it be AI ? Maybe but like you said it is believable .. I posted the video on my timeline about 2 hrs ago I can’t attach in the comments
Glue. That's cute. Of course it's glue. What's the expected lifespan of a cybertruck? It'll be interesting to see the duct tape mods over the next decade. I can't wait to see pieces of swasticars litter our highways just like they're littering our oceans with failed rocket debris.
Literally, hundreds of #consumerreports of youtubes demonstrating the flaws that should have been addressed in mock ups before production. Thank GOD Elon doesn't make baby strollers!
Apparently, Neither TESLA nor DOGE have a Quality Department. TESLA has a terrible Customer Department. The difference is that DOGE doesn't have one at all !!!
“Dishonest Don here owner of Dishonest Don’s Used Car Lot. What would it take for me to send you home in a brand new Tesla?”
Customer
“Maybe build them so they don’t fall apart or spontaneously combust.”🫣🤔😉🤣
You willing to ride on one of Apartheid Clyde’s big rockets? You really trust your life to his products? Hundreds have been killed due to his self-driving cars.
Did the two astronauts make it to the ISS alive? Did the Boeing capsule make it back to Earth unscathed?
Anyone that purchased one of these monstrosities is still a knucklehead. A ton of damage had to be done before people even considered giving them up. Otherwise, they would have kept those things.
Having worked on product development teams, I can tell you the Cybertruck is flawed because manufacture should be simple, consistent, repeatable, repair should be expedient, & replacement of parts should be simple. Also, the truck shouldn't shed parts on the highway. Just sayin'...
This would be the same car/company that awarded itself a contract to up-armor cybertrucks? I see a reason for termination for convenience, if not for cause.
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A full recall appears prudent.
The glue holding the pickup truck's stainless steel exterior in place is failing for many Tesla customers
you can probably build a good car by doing the exact opposite of what tesla did with a cybetruck
😂🤣
Hate don't sell.
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/everyone-hates-elon/
US safety: Protect the person who bought it, they have money.
I say, let him do the same as the titanic adventure billionaire… I’m hoping he rides the next rocket
Blimey, it’s totally different here, you can’t sell a car until it’s proven to be safe. Some guy did import one and it was seized by the police.
https://bsky.app/profile/nothoodlum.bsky.social/post/3lkgaw7ybck2q
😂🤣
No wonder the space ships are
blowing up.
Our government has contracts with this??
Our government pays this guy tons of money??
2 words
Remember Lindell.
Buy one of these instead…
There are a lot of satirists who aren’t labeling their work, and he’s so absurd already, it’s hard to tell when a particular story isn’t real
it’s gotten so hard for anyone to tell anymore…
https://www.tiktok.com/@car_cultureco/video/7398928427069246763?lang=en
https://youtu.be/PK_EJ3DyiiA?si=eIIehHbvuGqoo0Ax
As stocks and Tesla sinks Trump is enjoying pulling the wings off of Elon, Bezos and Zuckerberg.
Glue seems like the worst option...
Customer
“Maybe build them so they don’t fall apart or spontaneously combust.”🫣🤔😉🤣
Did the two astronauts make it to the ISS alive? Did the Boeing capsule make it back to Earth unscathed?
lunches and Meals on Wheels
(Or maybe Genius Elon thinks that static cling should be sufficient. Just rub the panels together)
#NoNazis