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To anyone who bakes cookies commercially, if I sample your chocolate chip cookies, and find that they're sprinkled with huge granules of sea salt, I'm calling the cops, because fuck you and your prank cookies.

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I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.

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Every day that Trump continues to pollute the White House is an insult to our Constitution, the men who wrote it, and the Presidents who came before, who didn't behave like overgrown toddlers when they lost an election, but who just went home. The Presidency is for men who stand against dictators...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Good morning Some MAGA Levity...

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Rand Paul is speaking out against Trump’s tariffs, and a few Republicans are also finally crawling out of hiding. Rubio, Cruz, and others once criticized tariffs. They know better than to do this to Americans. Republicans are cowards who chose fear and loyalty to a convicted felon over principle.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

The fascists are inside the IRS. Congress, are you planning on doing anything, or do the thumbs stay firmly planted up your asses?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Does Donald "Dingus" Trump have more "If anybody else said this shit, we'd have sounded the alarm already." quotes than anybody else in history, or is he just close to holding the record? I don't understand at all why this belligerent, mush-brained fucktard is getting a pass. Do Republicans think..

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Wall Street keeps begging. Ackman keeps tongue bathing. Time they realize the only deliverance is Democrats and enough Republicans stripping Trump of all his (already frankly illegal) tariff powers. It’s a simple vote. Trump isn’t the one they need to beg or threaten.

submitted 4 days ago • 83 comments

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

submitted 42 days ago • 210 comments

Trump just shut down the DOJ's unit that investigates crypto fraud. Remember: Trump and his inner circle stand to profit from their crypto investments and a proposed national crypto reserve — while taxpayers could be left holding the bag. It's a new Golden Age for corruption.

submitted 4 days ago • 119 comments

You married a dumb piece of shit, honey. It's not too late to leave him. He'll be an anchor around your neck the rest of your life.

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The "ear shot" was more than likely bullshit. If you can nick a guy in the ear, you can hit him where it stops his heart. A play straight from Hitler's playbook. #ReichstagFire

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Trump says tariffs will help US workers, but he may actually be putting them out of a job. Not only do tariffs make it harder for American companies to source products, but retaliation from our trading partners will shrink export markets. In a trade war, there are no winners.

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

Just glad to see this in print, honestly.

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Republicans in Congress can repeal every tariff tomorrow and take Trump’s tariff authority away from him. But they choose not to. So every Republican in Congress owns EVERY SINGLE BIT of this. You can’t hide from the voters forever.

submitted 6 days ago • 519 comments

Shouldn't have bent the knee to Trump then, huh bitch? Regret is a funny thing. When it's happening to Rand Paul, I mean.

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Bring back manufacturing, he said, it will be great...

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Thank you John in Manchester, NH, for your purchase at CozyandCoolApparel.etsy.com for the below pictured item, thank you John!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

submitted 5 days ago • 516 comments

Just because a dipshit kisses Trump's ass in order to get a cushy job in Dingus's administration doesn't mean anybody has to actually listen to this drug addict piece of shit. People realize this, right? RIGHT?

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Dipshit thinks Gaza is just another real estate deal waiting for his special touch. Turning it even shittier than it already is

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strongly believe that the dude who came up with the idea of eliminating the headphone jack on phones should be in the hague

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

What's this, the four horseshits of the Dumb-pocalypse?

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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 5 days ago • 1296 comments

Watching Netanyahu go balls to the wall to destroy Gaza made me realize he was a nutjob jeopardizing Israel's future in the name of "security". But watching him suck off Trump is an entirely different realization, that he's a stupid piece of shit too.

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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

submitted 5 days ago • 104 comments

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

submitted 5 days ago • 115 comments

The president may be a brainwormed idiot who's tanking the global economy but at least he's also an authoritarian monster renditioning innocent people to foreign slave labor camps.

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos

submitted 6 days ago • 115 comments

Use the 25th Amendment now. If not now, when, Congress? If Congress cannot act in the best interest of the United States, which at this point means removing Trump, they themselves must also be removed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies. They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.

submitted 6 days ago • 533 comments

If you don’t think that at some point he’s going to show more interest in the 5,044 nuclear weapons he controls, you’re as deluded as the people who thought he’d never tank the stock market and the economy.

submitted 6 days ago • 1558 comments

stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored

submitted 5 days ago • 47 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 6 days ago • 1138 comments

JD Vance masturbates furiously in a corner while his wife gets double teamed by two guys with way bigger dicks than his. "Have you even said thank you yet?!" He warbles through tears, which coincidentally he also uses as lube. #JDVanceIsALoser

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Whenever this all ends, and who knows when that will be, the United States is going to need a Truth & Reconciliation Commission. There has to be a full accounting of the wrongdoing and the collaborators.

To anyone who bakes cookies commercially, if I sample your chocolate chip cookies, and find that they're sprinkled with huge granules of sea salt, I'm calling the cops, because fuck you and your prank cookies.

I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.

Every day that Trump continues to pollute the White House is an insult to our Constitution, the men who wrote it, and the Presidents who came before, who didn't behave like overgrown toddlers when they lost an election, but who just went home. The Presidency is for men who stand against dictators...

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

Good morning Some MAGA Levity...

Rand Paul is speaking out against Trump’s tariffs, and a few Republicans are also finally crawling out of hiding. Rubio, Cruz, and others once criticized tariffs. They know better than to do this to Americans. Republicans are cowards who chose fear and loyalty to a convicted felon over principle.

The fascists are inside the IRS. Congress, are you planning on doing anything, or do the thumbs stay firmly planted up your asses?

Does Donald "Dingus" Trump have more "If anybody else said this shit, we'd have sounded the alarm already." quotes than anybody else in history, or is he just close to holding the record? I don't understand at all why this belligerent, mush-brained fucktard is getting a pass. Do Republicans think..

Wall Street keeps begging. Ackman keeps tongue bathing. Time they realize the only deliverance is Democrats and enough Republicans stripping Trump of all his (already frankly illegal) tariff powers. It’s a simple vote. Trump isn’t the one they need to beg or threaten.

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Trump just shut down the DOJ's unit that investigates crypto fraud. Remember: Trump and his inner circle stand to profit from their crypto investments and a proposed national crypto reserve — while taxpayers could be left holding the bag. It's a new Golden Age for corruption.

You married a dumb piece of shit, honey. It's not too late to leave him. He'll be an anchor around your neck the rest of your life.

The "ear shot" was more than likely bullshit. If you can nick a guy in the ear, you can hit him where it stops his heart. A play straight from Hitler's playbook. #ReichstagFire

Trump says tariffs will help US workers, but he may actually be putting them out of a job. Not only do tariffs make it harder for American companies to source products, but retaliation from our trading partners will shrink export markets. In a trade war, there are no winners.

Just glad to see this in print, honestly.

Republicans in Congress can repeal every tariff tomorrow and take Trump’s tariff authority away from him. But they choose not to. So every Republican in Congress owns EVERY SINGLE BIT of this. You can’t hide from the voters forever.

Shouldn't have bent the knee to Trump then, huh bitch? Regret is a funny thing. When it's happening to Rand Paul, I mean.

Bring back manufacturing, he said, it will be great...

Thank you John in Manchester, NH, for your purchase at CozyandCoolApparel.etsy.com for the below pictured item, thank you John!!!

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

Just because a dipshit kisses Trump's ass in order to get a cushy job in Dingus's administration doesn't mean anybody has to actually listen to this drug addict piece of shit. People realize this, right? RIGHT?

Dipshit thinks Gaza is just another real estate deal waiting for his special touch. Turning it even shittier than it already is

strongly believe that the dude who came up with the idea of eliminating the headphone jack on phones should be in the hague

What's this, the four horseshits of the Dumb-pocalypse?

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

Watching Netanyahu go balls to the wall to destroy Gaza made me realize he was a nutjob jeopardizing Israel's future in the name of "security". But watching him suck off Trump is an entirely different realization, that he's a stupid piece of shit too.

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to

The president may be a brainwormed idiot who's tanking the global economy but at least he's also an authoritarian monster renditioning innocent people to foreign slave labor camps.

who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos

Use the 25th Amendment now. If not now, when, Congress? If Congress cannot act in the best interest of the United States, which at this point means removing Trump, they themselves must also be removed.

Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies. They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.

If you don’t think that at some point he’s going to show more interest in the 5,044 nuclear weapons he controls, you’re as deluded as the people who thought he’d never tank the stock market and the economy.

stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

JD Vance masturbates furiously in a corner while his wife gets double teamed by two guys with way bigger dicks than his. "Have you even said thank you yet?!" He warbles through tears, which coincidentally he also uses as lube. #JDVanceIsALoser

Whenever this all ends, and who knows when that will be, the United States is going to need a Truth & Reconciliation Commission. There has to be a full accounting of the wrongdoing and the collaborators.

slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings

True ✅

Quoted for truth.