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3 days ago
who is al pastor and how is he so good at tacos
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robbedoflife.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Some day someone will be just as good at omelets as al pastor is at tacos. Just you wait and see.
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em-jay-ess.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I'm trying to find Jimmy Changa to get his recipe.
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deluluis-lara.bsky.social
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2 days ago
👏🏽👏🏽
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therellimr.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Jimmy was last seen somewhere in downtown Tucson, I believe.
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em-jay-ess.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Jimmy can stay there! He told me the secret is to put MOLE sauce on top! "Just blend it up and pour it over the top" he says. Disgusting.
Poor moles.
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spgill.me
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2 days ago
A.I. pastor? Some new chat gpt thing??
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sylvainpastor.com
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2 days ago
It's my dad.
They named the tacos after him in a sarcastic way. He can't cook.
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fablorraine.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I just want to thank you for your continued ridiculousness. Jerry, you make me laugh every day.
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meson.ninja
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3 days ago
maybe he should try making pizzas too
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linguine45.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The parish priest
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vomit-coffin.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I heard he was a real pig
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averagemexican.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I could tell you, but it's a highly classified state secret here.
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angel-selenophile.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I've got a signal chat open if you wanna share...
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thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
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2 days ago
Jerry pls my family is dying
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tibookchatter.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Al Pastor is a little bastard. Carne Asada said so.
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burdickvillesocial.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The world may never know….
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noodle557.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Don't buy old goat
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realmovieev.bsky.social
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2 days ago
he's a former pizza chef who got sick and tired of people complaining about pineapple
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dillo857.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He's my brother from Mexico! 💚🤍❤️🇲🇽
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somebelgianguy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Finally Jerry is asking the important questions.
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jenny-bug.bsky.social
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2 days ago
my dad was one of those in tx until he found his congregation too exhausting and quit
that did actually happen though
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tom9054.bsky.social
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3 days ago
went to school with an Al
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jayreynoldssax.bsky.social
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2 days ago
One word: pineapple
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sperlmutter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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robtarange.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It's actually A.I. Pastor, a LLM that crawls the web, steals taco recipes, and creates "new" ones by amalgamation.
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deluluis-lara.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He is our shepherd.. and that’s the literal translation
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jeffbach.bsky.social
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3 days ago
They finally let the Lebanese try, and, magic
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jeffbach.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Jerry I want to note that I brought the Lebanese connection up sooner and I’m being punished for keeping it short 🥺
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daddyweasel.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Levantine meat slaps
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tubapeter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You know what else is Mexican and Lebanese? Salma Hayek.
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hannibal-chau.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He’s El Norte’s brother
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apearlma.bsky.social
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3 days ago
AI pastor starts with glue and then...
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sifu.tweety.fish
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3 days ago
Al Pastor spins a chair around and sits on it backwards "you know who ELSE got attached to a stick and left to roast in the heat"
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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3 days ago
jesu—TWEETY
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superquintastic.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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chinga-la-migra.bsky.social
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2 days ago
he runs the local lutheran church
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mikerosemn.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Easily the best taco variety
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amancera76.bsky.social
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2 days ago
A dude named Jesús. Told me “I am the good shepherd/pastor”
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bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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3 days ago
“Pastor. Al Pastor.”
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jmortj5.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Well, now I have to share this here. You're welcome!
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peter23.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Not sure, but I know he’s friends with al dente.
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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2 days ago
not all als know each other, sheesh
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notquietmodemd.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Idk, I hear his cousin is Caesar the salad rey in Tijuana.
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rodangol.bsky.social
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2 days ago
His wife prepares all of his meats. Have you heard of her? Miss Barbie Coa?
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twitterfree.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I heard that Chick, En Tinga helped him in the kitchen. I don’t know what to believe now.
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prunusserotina.bsky.social
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2 days ago
i think he works at my sisters church
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betraythedark.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al makes THE BEST tacos
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thirdzenith.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It’s his moooooooiiiiiisture!!
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1littlendian.bsky.social
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2 days ago
And to think they almost named him "Country Style" Pastor :)
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nahhansandiego.bsky.social
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2 days ago
why al pastor and not ALL pastor?
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patmfitz.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Oddly enough, he is Italian, full name Alberto Pastorelli.
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arrdjay.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That's Uncle Al Pastor, husband of Aunt Carnitas... also really good at tacos
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peggybishop.bsky.social
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2 days ago
🤣
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andistern.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Carla Hall has a food show on Max that talks about this very treat
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chefkraken.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Distant cousin of al fredo, the guy who's good at pasta
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oscarme.bsky.social
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2 days ago
AMAZING hahaha
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joshuafisher.bsky.social
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2 days ago
https://open.spotify.com/track/0qxYx4F3vm1AOnfux6dDxP?si=1DJnO8LeQJKyPs9tNvNhLg
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hydrokeychain.bsky.social
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1 day ago
And his brother 'semi fredo' who is not so good at pasta, but bangin' on dessert.
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blorpghost.bsky.social
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2 days ago
jerry should have to buy us all al pastor tacos for making us crave so hard
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shacamin.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I don't know, but they're listed on a TON of scientific articles. Dude must be hella smart
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arrowintotheair.bsky.social
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3 days ago
who do you think is in the tacos
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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3 days ago
dark
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lizzymatheson.bsky.social
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2 days ago
We gotta guy round here named Al Vapor who does tacos
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onofftherecord.bsky.social
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2 days ago
buenisimoooo
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mistresscaution.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I'm actually against AI pastor.
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stgb344.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al Pastor? Herb and Sadie Pastor’s kid? From Long Island? Such a talent he is!
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champerdeve.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al pastor actually means 'of the pastor'
You're eating Mr Pastor
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albthere.bsky.social
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2 days ago
✋🏽
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awoooga6969.bsky.social
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3 days ago
He's from syria
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buckrawheat.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Religion mostly
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eljefe.social
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3 days ago
DON'T MESS WITH AL PASTOR, BRO. HE BE THE OG OF OG's
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nick5775.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I’ve been following you for a while now, trying to figure out what it is that you’re doing here. I think I got it, tell me if I’m wrong. These are supposed to be funny, right?
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babco.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Once you get past the praise god and pass the ammunition stage of religion one reaches the taco stage of enlightenment
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aviationandfood.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Patron saint of tacos, anathema of Italian pizza.
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otterwise.tech
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2 days ago
no they had an AI pastor bless the meat
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leosstankytaint.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Just go to 🇲🇽. It is safer.
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brundelfly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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tinybagel.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Dammit Jerry, ya got me. 💙
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jonincannon.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Practice
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verbaltop.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Dumb luck. Al Pastor is a pig. Or at least used to be….
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unenthusiast.com
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3 days ago
Probably all that time he spent as a carne
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therealscotchtape.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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codymcgaming.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Very nice Jerry got a good chuckle out of me and the wife.
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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2 days ago
woo!!
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chrysgh.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😅
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mijosev.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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gazzathegooner.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al dente pasta did you say
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yopauliefl.bsky.social
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3 days ago
He’s a godsend
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funkelly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
reading this made me forget what i was gonna post. 10/10
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natesmith.dev
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2 days ago
Gdi me TOO
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funkelly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
skeet black hole
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natesmith.dev
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2 days ago
I like the whooshing sound it makes
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dame.is
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3 days ago
if he joined bluesky he could be an al poster
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goose.art
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3 days ago
if he was a rich guy in switzerland he could be an alp astor
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waderockett.bsky.social
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3 days ago
If the alp astor was a clergyman he could be an alp astor pastor.
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lizzard.bsky.social
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2 days ago
And when he shows you his vacation slides from his trip to Oregon it's s an alp astor pastor Astoria story
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dame.is
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3 days ago
and if he was also a tv personality he could be an alp astor al roker pastor… ok too far
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bronzefern.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Not to be confused with Pastor Al, deacon at Our Lady of Quesabirria
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jhillmurphy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al pastor’s children are named Chipotle, Jalapeno & Serrano.
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tetrapod.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Pastor Al actually only made okay tacos. But he served them at church, so his sermons were fucking AMAZING.
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thedonger.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Mexico can thank the Lebanese for that one
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killyourlawn.bsky.social
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2 days ago
For the cooking technique, yes. For the flavor, no.
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thedonger.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Different parts of the world equate to different spices used
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killyourlawn.bsky.social
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2 days ago
And it's the flavors that make it special :)
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senatorjoey.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I eat his products in a hurry so maybe it’s this dude…
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emtpche.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He's an enigma and works magic with 🌮
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espinada.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Señor Al Pastor dice hola!
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anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Gonna steal this to annoy my Mexican family
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wormfood-local-510.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Prayer, mostly
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david.stanaway.net
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sarcasticsharkart.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Solid comedy.
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mike93072.bsky.social
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3 days ago
He loves tacos
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boogie.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Why do I like these posts, why do I encourage you at all?
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eric-hainline.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You should experience how brilliant Al is with tortas!
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mccabeplaas9.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Truth
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killyourlawn.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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nicky1016.bsky.social
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2 days ago
why is everyone talking about lesbian immigrants
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lasernnjtrllranger.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Paul Simon.
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fafomouse.substack.com
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2 days ago
🐭🧀 #theressomecheese
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tomlevenson.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He’s off dining wiggy his buddy, Al Fresco.
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adamneo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
🌮🫶🏼
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realindependent.bsky.social
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3 days ago
A dude named Lebanese Immigrants
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blobrights.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I’m Al Pastor
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franatee.bsky.social
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2 days ago
and Birria when you call me you can call me Al (Pastor)
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jasonbaudendistel.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Obviously a very gifted fellow
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phyllida.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He's a shepherd, I've heard.😊
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jovialstarfish.bsky.social
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2 days ago
dangit jerry, now I want tacos al pastor :'(
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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2 days ago
same
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jovialstarfish.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I will be getting these tacos for lunch tomorrow. My mind is set. Now I just have to wait 12 hourss
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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2 days ago
keep me posted pls
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jovialstarfish.bsky.social
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2 days ago
100%, I will post pics and let you know when the tacos are acquired 🫡
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dtobon.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You see when the Ottoman Empire collapsed . . .
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somedonuts.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Sweating trying to come up with meat-based puns 🥹
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nora.zone
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3 days ago
jerry did you know that al pastor is shawarma's cousin
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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3 days ago
small world! amazing
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nora.zone
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3 days ago
it comes from lebanese immigrants to mexico and people adapting their resippies
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nisslbody.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That is awesome.
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armyofmeat.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Did you hear the one about the pastor and the imam that walked into a taqueria?
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sassytealady.bsky.social
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2 days ago
AMAZING.
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possiblecabbage.bsky.social
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3 days ago
For more on this, you can eat some tasty Tacos Árabes.
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drgoodknight.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Amazing seeing someone be accurate on the internet about ethnic/culinary history
🥇
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nora.zone
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3 days ago
i have a habit of looking up food i am eating on wikipedia
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gretared.bsky.social
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3 days ago
What?! Thank you for this!
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angryblueman.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Yep, the vertical grill “el trompo” is the same as you see in your Greek/turk restaurants but the spices are different and they add pineapple.
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olmec-olm.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That’s Pastor Al to you! And his gospel is REALLY effin good tacos.
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raw-chuck.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Al is his first name and Pastor is his job title so it has to be Rev. Al Sharpton.
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suburban-vampire.bsky.social
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2 days ago
"The name's Al... Al Pastor [Spanish guitar rapidly strums]
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orcishlaw.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Jerry, in Arizona we used to have a Hispanic congressman named Ed Pastor, he died about 10 years ago.
I could never think of a pun that wouldn't be racist coming from a white guy, but boy did I try.
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tedavid93.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It’s actually El Pastor and he’s a level 13 Cleric with a chef background.
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jpp197187.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Careful you might offend NAZI Thomas Homan with that Mexican language (according to that asshole)
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jonrademacher.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Al pastor touched me personally but since I kinda liked it I didn't say anything
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zerodynamic.bsky.social
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2 days ago
the power of Christ (Jésus)
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billthecat71.bsky.social
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2 days ago
He learned from the best, Dr. Shawarma. Pastor, a simple shepherd who stood up for flavor.
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symm.social
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3 days ago
He has a lot of help from his cousin Louis Pasteur to keep the flavor fresh.
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walmsley.bsky.social
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3 days ago
it's a guy named Alfred who runs a Lutheran church. he's pretty lazy about the preaching because he spends so much time making his tacos.
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Poor moles.
They named the tacos after him in a sarcastic way. He can't cook.
that did actually happen though
You're eating Mr Pastor
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I could never think of a pun that wouldn't be racist coming from a white guy, but boy did I try.