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UPDATE: Meta is continuing to censor anti-Musk ads. It has removed a Facebook ad calling for a boycott of Tesla, saying that it violates the company's policy on "unacceptable business practices" muskwatch.com/subscribe

In a week I'm hitting a few bookshops around the UK for the release of Shroud.

shares on this would be a big help, saturdays are my biggest sales day of the week and i might not be able to be posting a bunch of stuff today

Trump was willing to stand up there for a few minutes to pretend to care about black history, but hugging the guy was a deal breaker.

the state of the industry is so… bad. AAA is going to blow itself up because of all of these monopolies. companies owning studios and then closing them down for write offs, what the hell is the point anymore

Two years after Apple introduced an encrypted storage feature for iPhone users, the company is pulling those security protections in Britain rather than comply with a government request that it create a tool to give law enforcement organizations access to customers’ cloud data.

The Dumbass Chainsaw Massacre

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

This is the shirt Elon was wearing today. Brand: Epic Gamer Fantasy Adventure Apparel

I happen to know a little about product safety. Something to consider as they slash all regulations. 99% of fire extinguishers submitted for testing don’t contain the right chemicals to put out a fire. just one of 1 billion examples I can give you about why regulations keep you alive.

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

Yadda yadda need to accept people who admit they were tricked etc etc but brother you gotta admit you have a dog's brain first

More of this. Do not give in.

www.digitaltrends.com/computing/go...

i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

Mom, come pick me up, they're coming up with the silliest possible version of the Great Man Theory of History

in my professional opinion the chain looks like shit also

chat it is NOT going well over here our shadow president is wearing shirts made for 13 year old gamer boys

Touchdown!

Is that good

Me, just intending to browse Goodwill: I got something for ur gay spooky ass

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.