Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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I'll see myself out.
Ciao, buona giornata! 👋
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=Zo4JOAn3zRKZ5sMS
An impasta!
FOR SALE : 1 American president, as is.
No warranty.
No returns.
Thank you.
Right. But don't tip her
TOO much. You wouldn't want her
to lose her balance...
#humoroushaiku
Apparently not - I saw you on Twitter again.
Qwitter.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/the-supreme-courts-final-test-approaches
🚬😎
EBAY THOUGHT:
FOR SALE : 1 American president, as is.
No warranty.
No returns.
Thank you.
Repost if you wish
Maybe Stephen King can watch my review? It is rather terrifying, my review that is.
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=Zo4JOAn3zRKZ5sMS
His name was Peeair.
Dust
Not funny
it's not a common saying
what the hell does it mean
I'm not going to look it up
Sam and Ella....
I'll see myself out.
Bada-bop-boom
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
Poke him in the eye.
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
I have a biology joke:
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!
Take away his credit card. Simples!
😂🤣😂
Now, more then 25 years later I can comment under one of your skeets.
Idk why but my "child"-me would be very happy about this :) (as I am now)
A shit-take mushroom
Good picture too.
I demand an F$%& you for it.
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=Zo4JOAn3zRKZ5sMS
I never sausage a funeral.
How about getting the band together and taking us on?
"He has summoned the weak and corrupted to his side, and the rest have been warned: Sooner or later you will have to do battle for your lives and more than your lives. Sooner or later you will have to make your stand."
https://stephenking.com/works/novel/stand.html
by Roger McGough
Everyday,
I think about dying.
About disease, starvation,
violence, terrorism, war,
the end of the world.
It helps
keep my mind off things.
I've read " The Stand" too many times.
Many of his books have a theme of how many ways the government can mess with your life. Scarily accurate.
🤣
I was going to do a review of how "The Mist" has too much mist. Oh dear, That might rank up there with Stephen King's joke.
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
Here's a book review of one of his best. Maybe this will encourage you to read it again or for the first time.
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
but the duck was protected by law.
now he is facing trouble
and the duck? double trouble
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
One sous chef said about Al Dente, "he was a tough boss. Pretty rigid. But the more you spent with him in the kitchen, he finally loosened up".
Badda bop boom.
... enjoy this review and buy the book. Help a dad joking scary writer out, eh?
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=Zo4JOAn3zRKZ5sMS
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
https://youtu.be/ByUChCT2aZ0?si=HA7dgynD07ELEg8H
I recently had an incredible interaction with a man who'd been released from Death Row after 30 years.
After listening to his story, I asked him if he knew who you were - he did not - and suggested he watch Shawshank.
https://medium.com/@TimSylvester/im-going-to-kill-myself-the-time-traveler-told-me-3ebdb862750d
HA!
It was quite the lobster tale.