Profile avatar
marcothemaker.bsky.social
I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos, ummkay! I also dabble in woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, learning to grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. I EFFING LOVE coffee
1,982 posts 381 followers 237 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 10 Comments 40

Anyone have the slightest idea of what the hell happened to my carrots, seemingly in the last 48 hours?! There's thousands of tiny egg like things all over the soil at the base of the stems.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Good morning! This is a zucchini rampicante, a vine growing squash that I just pulled out of the garden. Regular zucchini grows on more of a bushy type plant.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

This is the funniest thing, EVER.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump sitting on the toilet right now, straining to drop a deuce the size of Elon Musk.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Blue hates him and now maga. Elon and Musk Awesome Show Nice Job.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is the clown show that Republicans voted for.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Stuff happening in the garden this morning.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

littlefreelibrary.myshopify.com Order your Little Free Library here. Order banned books to fill them with. If you're a "Book Banning Advocate" you are on the wrong side of history. Anyone who seeks to burn or ban books is not a good person.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If a job requires you to do something that is immoral, illegal, or that flies in the face of human rights, would you still do said job? ICE agents, "I'm just following orders." Nazis said the same thing when executing human beings. I fear this is going to boil over into actual exchange of bullets.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Some encouraging news, many green orchid bees and at least one bumblebee have been visiting the garden. I haven't been outside tickling in the morning now for about a week. Stuff is getting pollinated, finally! I let almost all my 14 basil plants bolt and the flowers are bringing them in!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments