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I'm a retired chef. These days I make a living making adult novelties, dildos, ummkay! I also dabble in woodworking, painting, sculpting, photography, ceramics, learning to grow food. I'm an ADHD dog hooman and leftie secular humanist. I EFFING LOVE coffee
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A very kyoot carrot.

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There are no good cops. If there were, they'd be arresting those fucking mask wearing ice "agents."

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I saw Jaws when I was 7 at the drive in double header. I was plopped on top of the Westfalia while the parents were inside. At 7, sharks came out of the drain in the bathtub! To this day, 47 years later, I don't swim in the deep end of the pool, won't go in the ocean, but still love sharks.

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I DETEST fascists and not remotely a fan of cops. Wow. Big secret revealed.

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First glance I'd had said Netherlands. Nope, it's Japan and it's glorious.

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Wood carving, FTW.

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Happy Bunny FTW.

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In 1997 I was a chef at the AZ Biltmore. Metallica was in my dining room. They ordered stuff we did not have on the menu... I was expecting something brutal, but they all had high carb stuff like, vegetarian pastas. They were kind. Courtney Love - much the same, and was an absolute sweetheart.

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Governor Walz, call up your Guard. Have them arrest every cop, and ice goon in your state. Protect yourself and other elected officials right now. They've already fired the first shots.

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Part of this morning's garden harvest. Got a ton of poblanos, jalapenos, and bells too, and of course okra and tomatoes.

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Pina Colada Bird.

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Chances are unlikely that service personnel will disobey orders. Might want to keep that in mind when they are ordered to shoot at us. Nazis were just following orders, too. Right this minute they are an illegal occupying force in Los Angles.

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Fucking pigs posing with their weapons for the press. That's what's going on here. Anyone else had enough of this yet?

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Just so we're all clear. The United States of America is under military occupation from a domestic adversary.

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I paid $8 for a pound of green beans. Gonna go ahead and make more. Two dozen Romas to boot. Florida's grow season is long.

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When you spying on the spouse...😆

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Leaving this here in its entirety This fine individual said this before 11/5/24🚩 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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