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I’ve been described as “problematically nice” and “boyfriend material”
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I didn’t need a quiz to tell me this tbh

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So….whoomf is fucking me this weekend at world pride in DC?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My body: “hey so we’re manifesting physical anxiety today, maybe let’s -“ My brain: “Let’s have more cold brew in the afternoon? I agree”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite things

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I thought that being in love with someone else would help me get over being in love with someone but now I think I’m in love with two people, or no one at all and I just think I am. Send help

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Made the mistake of going through old photos and my camera roll is basically me and my ex and my dead cat so anyways I’m gonna self medicate a bit

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

“Probably deserved” doing 81 in a 65…..the lengths people go to avoid responsibility

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Made out with a very cute twink tonight at the afters and am now waiting pathetically for him to text me back, like some sort of idiot. How did this happen

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you send me a six paragraph email at 4:30 the Friday before a long weekend, you can rest assured I am simply ignoring it until Tuesday because fuck you bro

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

All cities are walkable if you’re Godzilla.

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Me after I finish and he needs to leave:

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t wanna be dramatic but I would commit a crime for some tacos rn

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling like the white lotus lady taking my lorazepam before bed to stop all the thinking

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Feeling like I should fuck a veteran or active duty service member for Memorial Day Weekend, who wants to volunteer

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

See I know people hate him but I don’t think we should ever be glad someone has cancer idk

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

being gay isn’t a mental illness however gay men are mentally ill

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

men only want one thing and it's to be told that they're looking particularly submissive and breedable today

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

I finally have a new neighbor on one side and she sleeps through her alarm almost daily. I know this because I can hear it going off in my bedroom.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

People say Andor is so dark and adult but it still has fun shit like characters named Semaj, assassins racing each other to kill politicians, rad starships, droids giving death stares, jokes about Fox News & cereal, & this goofy little alien bitch going off in support of fascism like Lindsay Graham

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

Krennic’s cape is one of the gayest things in all of Star Wars, you can’t change my mind

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE PIECE OF THE TEMPLE FROM REBELS????????

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re 37 and going to an EDM show with a group of 29 year olds I just think you should take a long hard look at your choices

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Told a trump supporter on Grindr that I thought we had incompatible views and instead of like…asking me about it he just called me closed minded and blocked me. Like okay which one of us is closed minded here

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Find out who values you and who doesn’t and make choices accordingly about the roles these people play in your life

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment