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#14 has given me my new catchphrase

(He was convicted of embezzlement, not the other thing. It’s OK to enjoy this one)

From the other site, an old tweet of Bruce Fanjoy's from January of 2024 responding to a reply saying he couldn't defeat Pierre. It appears Fanjoy has been campaigning for at least a couple of years in Carleton.

FEEL PUNK TODAY?

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

I love how Nancy’s dog also has Nancyface when he’s mad

Congrats on the election result, Canada. 🇨🇦

Yes

“Discreet packaging” my ass

Top-notch license plate

I just hope our big boy governor has the wherewithal to not listen to any of the Democratic losers who will tell him to "tone it down" when he runs for president.

It's weird how proud they are of behavior that guarantees them an eternity of burning in hellfire.

thanks popbase dot tv

ME: *eating a quarter inch slice of rosemary gouda and a mound of kimchi right before bed* this is great. Im listening to my body. it must have needed this

Mon Mothma as a sloppy drunk mother of the bride was the energy I didn’t know I needed.

Canada as a state would ensure there would never be another Republican president ever again, so I’m conflicted

me: listen you’re not even that good at photoshop and this joke isn’t even that good me 2 minutes later: ‘cliff conclaven’ haha

I should call him

The way Nancy’s head *whips* around here is very funny

Green Eggs And Ham is my favorite story about a man who tries to escape from a waiter by initiating a one sided rap battle

Left the house without an umbrella. Well shit.

Finally I can live my dream of reading every “Nancy”

Unbidden, the words "Air Bud Dwyer" just popped into my head so now you have to suffer along with me.

Anne of Green Goebbels

In my case it’s because I completely, utterly forgot when pre-orders opened. Alas

computers should still banshee-scream at you when you log into the internet

Probably A minor

“Confessions on a Dance Floor” is an underrated album (and also twenty goddamned years old this year)

A cop legally has to tell you what their favourite Catherine Zeta-Jones movie is, otherwise it’s Entrapment (1999)

Do you listen to will je suis?

The media doesn't want you to see that it's not a jail, it's slavery.

Pope Uncle Baby Billy

you should be able to get minor surgeries done at the claire’s piercing stand

As somebody whose parents thought the solution to my childhood insomnia was "yelling at me" instead of "taking me to the doctor", I know exactly this kind of person who believes this shit.

How I arrived on Bluesky

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

If the Simpsons aired today, this would be their birth years

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

Tesla is only “profitable” thanks to government handouts. Typical.