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due to tariffs i will be spending 15% more time face down on the floor

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

submitted 16 hours ago • 112 comments

Don't skip please😭🙏 I am #pregnant and my health is deteriorating.💔 I have developed anemia due to malnutrition.😭 I need to buy iron and vitamins, which are very expensive and I cannot afford them😞💔 I beg you to save my life and the life of my fetus.🥺 I beg you donate or share🙏😥 gofund.me/548b89f2

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

1920s gangster: yeah boys we're gonna go murder some people tonight we're gonna be death incarnate hey turn on the radio let's get in da mood for blood Radio: buzzy buzzy bee/ the bee goes buzz/ whoop whoop whoopee/ that's what the bee does

submitted 70 days ago • 22 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 24 days ago • 79 comments

“this all reeks of Gender equity!” I holler as i kick over the constitution and turn the global economy into the Market of Shit

submitted 15 days ago • 32 comments

lord willing we will one day prosecute miller for crimes against humanity

submitted 19 days ago • 409 comments

cough laughs

submitted 21 days ago • 60 comments

if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

submitted 24 days ago • 501 comments

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I am at the point where I kind of want the Sacramento Kings to lose the rest of their games to force wholesale destruction of this milquetoast operation

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

does Jesus know his sacred flesh, passed from hand to tongue each Sunday, contains trace amounts of petrochemical waste. microplastics in the flesh and blood of God

submitted 32 days ago • 35 comments

Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game theonion.com/make-a-...

submitted 32 days ago • 36 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 33 days ago • 852 comments

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

submitted 49 days ago • 262 comments

At least 300 people protesting Tesla in Sacramento! Most of the cars are honking and cheering in support. Lots of folks don’t like the oligarchy!

submitted 33 days ago • 277 comments

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

submitted 35 days ago • 38 comments

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

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I have a new character called "bisexual batman" and he sounds like this MAYOR: Batman! The Penguin is going to detonate a bomb in the Gotham Bird Conservatory! We need your help! BATMAN: I would love to go on a date with a man after. MAYOR: You're also sexually attracted to beautiful women, Batman!

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

submitted 43 days ago • 272 comments

im sorry. Im the reason the eggs are expensive. i have been buying them all and conducting science experiments on how to make the eggs Gay

submitted 43 days ago • 67 comments

INCREDIBLE Ruling! Judge Reyes just ruled that transgender people have served honorably in the military, judges Trumps trans military ban - which states trans people are inherently dishonorable - as unconstitutional and motivated by animus. Trans military members may continue to serve.

submitted 44 days ago • 217 comments

Ten bands to know me (in no particular order): - Green Day - NOFX - Dead Kennedys - System of a Down - Bad Religion - Descendents - Chevelle - Dream Theater - Metallica - MCR

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

i’m losing my shit at this

submitted 47 days ago • 802 comments

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

submitted 49 days ago • 712 comments

"okay Bobby, do some standing" "got it. normal human standing"

submitted 50 days ago • 36 comments

Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park theonion.com/homesic...

submitted 57 days ago • 20 comments

someone should do it everyone knows what I'm talking about

submitted 59 days ago • 197 comments

the appeal of European or Canadian citizenship has increased exponentially every day since the election lol

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

looks like its lid up

submitted 61 days ago • 304 comments