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I like aircraft, repairs, animals, and math jokes, not particularly in that order.
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I'm unreasonably annoyed about Starburst candies advertising themselves as "juicy". You lying little brick of corn syrup, that's not YOUR juice, that's MY saliva. You're just turning my spit into Tang.

TFW you're an ingredients household but you constantly neglect to meal prep.

With hindsight, asking the world's tallest man to open our new heliport wasn't the best idea.

Muppet Treasure Island was released in US theatres on this day, 29 years ago 🏴‍☠️

Husband: We’re going to a cat cafe tonight after work. Me: I didn’t even know cats could cook. Husband: 😐

T-pose for dominance

I just need yall to realize I can speak colloquial phrases in another language without having a personal connection to the culture. It's OK I promise.

A Shark Poem.

I wrote my Jedi thesis on it

Kinda miss not working for myself cause with a crew I can take a sick day, and work would still get done. Nope, I'm the whole crew gotta show up or work won't get finished. I hate it here

I’ve never been good at Greek mythology. It’s always been my Achilles elbow.

Somebody needs this right now 🥹 #ThankYouTG #CoffeeKindnessShenanigans

I have never read a character so prone to fits and fevers of great emotion as Victor Frankenstein. What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

Just did an annual on one of these. Mine looked a little different though...

NASA Sun probe reports back: "STOVE IS FUCKING HOT"

Is killing one's own clone, murder or suicide?

I love how this 20-30yo show has clear concise breaks built into it for the commercial breaks and Paramount+ just completely ignores them. COMMERCIALS EVERYWHERE

Encounter at Fairpoint is better with age. Picard awkwardly trying to command with is bae all up in his face. Riker basically being Boimler. Geordi just quietly sick of everyone’s bs. Love it.

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

Did you hear about the rotten egg who said, "I stink therefore I am?" He was an eggsistentialist.

Everyone know the early seasons of TNG are not that good - but an underappreciated benefit of their forgettableness is that on a rewatch those early episodes always feel kind of new to me!

Literally bring my own maple syrup with me When I eat out for this reason.

There’s been a cloud burst over the airport here this morning! Unfortunately it’s Malcolm Cloud from forecasting. Got his leg caught in a weather balloon which hauled him to 30,000 feet and straight into the path of an Emirates A380. Tragic.

Why is it so difficult to buy things from TxtAv. I want to give you money. Why you not let me give you money?

I'm a simply girl, I see a Godzilla picture, I stare at it with my entire soul to take in it's utter beauty and unfathomable greatness, and like it.

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

I would simply not pester her about the green ribbon she wears around her neck at all times. That’s not my business.

Since it's the 30th of Generations, here's a render I did a couple of years ago of the Enterprise D in orbit of Veridian 3. Model by my friend Lewis Niven. #llap #startrek #ussenterprise #scifi #cgi #starship #spaceship #generations

AA pilot Jeff Skiles (he was the other pilot for the miracle on Hudson) has retired (turned 65)