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afab-acab.bsky.social
Fat old white guy from Minnesota, trying to learn how to speak Dakota, cook vegan food, and ride a bike. "Just say NO to outer space"
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using the cigarette lighter to charge the vape. a bit of the true self exists within the false self

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

I don't know who Francis Fukuyama is and I've been following @sharonk.bsky.social long enough to make it too embarrassing to ask

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

My ex is in the adjacent room showing our kids Star Wars (A New Hope) for the first time, and I keep overhearing scenes and thinking of the corresponding Robot Chicken sketches and cracking up

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

you couldn't make the "brain on drugs" PSA today because the drugs are cheaper than the eggs

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

showing my support for the IRA by continuously drinking shamrock shakes

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Really enjoying the stories about congressmen getting yelled at about DOGE shit in their town halls. Not because I feel like it's necessarily going to move things in the right direction in the next election cycle or two, really. I just like stories about congressmen getting yelled at I think.

submitted 22 hours ago • 124 comments

I can't handle how gorgeous this woman is

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I am looking forward to the next episode of Serious Trouble so @kenwhite.bsky.social can explain what Judge Ho is doing with Paul Clement, because I have NO idea what it means but a lot of people I'm following seem tickled pink about it so I'm happy for them

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

think I might fuck around and gild the lily

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Calling yourself a king doesnt make you a king. Delivering an all-time banger of a speech on St. Crispin’s Day does.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Impossible to overstate how sincerely I would rather ride the subway and get stabbed in the neck with a rusty vape pen while a second criminal steals my watch and a third defrauds me via a wire transfer scam than ever, EVER try to drive a car in New York City

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Democrats...[have] been trying to get the phrase 'Trump take egg' into viral circulation, the idea being that you post it with a photo of an empty shelf...where eggs are supposed to go, to show that Trump took egg." I appreciate this explanation because I honestly thought it was a chess reference

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Quick, let's make Puerto Rico a state, and then in a few weeks D.C. also, so Trump has to keep updating his sabre-rattling about Canada, & when he slips up and says "51st state" we can be like "UMMM we already HAVE one of those? DUHHHHH" & make L-shapes on our foreheads & then all dance to Jock Jams

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I bet everyone’s always talking about what a narcissist I am

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

End the Millennium Scoop! "Today, the number of First Nations children in Canada's child welfare system exceeds the height of attendance in the Residential Schools era. The rigged system was implemented, by design to profit off of each kidnapping of a First Nations and Inuit child."

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments