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afab-acab.bsky.social
Fat old white guy from Minnesota. Trying to learn how to ride a bike, cook vegan food, and speak Dakȟótiyapi. "Just say NO to outer space"
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He is literally an angel from heaven omggggg I love him
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I love you Napoleon Solo
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MY LITERAL WORD-FOR-WORD RESPONSE
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Exactly. Not even just "local police" in general but *the* LAPD. Good lordt
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This!!!
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SAME
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Actual LOL
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I love our old fluffy cat dearly but he does not make biscuits 😭 This video makes me so happy to watch
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GOD YES
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Depressingly evergreen skeet right there
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Oh no! That's really crummy.
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I genuinely thought it was a legal term I was unfamiliar with. Like, the subject of a deposition? Is a deposit? They want to be investigated? I DON'T KNOW, THE LAW IS VERY CONFUSING TO ME 😅
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Ooooh I am definitely going to try this! For some reason I find the circle method extremely hard if I'm trying to draw the same character/person twice. They end up looking WILDLY different at only slightly different angles
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this is now literally all I want in life
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Oh my gosh, thank you for this link! I'd heard the call-in live while driving around, back when I lived down South, and I always had a weird feeling like I dreamed it or people would think I was making it up out of my rabid Dooley hate — nobody else I knew seemed to have heard the call but me!
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GOD YES PLEASE
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I still remember when his mom called in to one of the sports talk radio shows to basically tell them to be nicer to him
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PLEASE DO (not just because I am extremely ignorant about WWII and would learn a lot via your scorn. I love your scorn regardless of its utility to me!!!)
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Actual LOL at your comment
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😆
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I'm really sorry.
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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS
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I have, more than once, been spotted carrying two cups of coffee from the break room and gotten a compliment about how nice it is for me to bring coffee to a coworker, when it was ABSOLUTELY just because I didn't feel like walking back there twice, even at the expense of having one cup lukewarm
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Yesssssss
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Right???
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Very very cool!
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long hot summer coming and these people are all trying on fur coats
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@kenwhite.bsky.social I am probably the 97th person to tag you / send this to you but OH WELL
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"shat one over the line" has me in TEARS
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Actual LOL
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This is INCREDIBLE
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Actual spit-take LOL
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Today I am the person making public transit look bad, I'm standing here GUFFAWING at the bus stop
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I am an old man who has seen a lot of internet slapfights and JD Vance does NOT have the constitution for it. His is a soul for sniping after the dust settles, at best. If he gets pushed into the middle he will do something utterly ineffectual yet pee-pants-in-middle-school level embarrassing
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LITERAL TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES RIGHT NOW jesus if any of my coworkers come by I'm going to look fucking insane
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but I have heard rumors that if you want things to change you have to do stuff differently and then KEEP doing that
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unsolicited nuke pics or exploding dicks?
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The problem is it does not describe either of my supervisors, so how am I supposed to explain why I didn't get anything done this afternoon? Sorry but you cannot expect me to draft an email newsletter in these conditions!!!!!
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The internet was down here at work all morning but came back on RIGHT before this all kicked off. Proof that God loves me specifically and wants me to be happy
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I can't stop giggling at this, someone help me come up with a good lie for if a coworker comes by and asks what's so funny (otherwise I will just quote this skeet context-free and look completely insane)
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Nothing about this administration is funny but also this is INCREDIBLY funny holy shit
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Just saw this but I'll be heading over to Lake Street for my dinner plans now!!!
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I had never seen this before and I am literally WEEPING laughing
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I don't know how you quantify the portion of viewers this affects—I don't know if you CAN—but it's definitely a part of the way people are consuming the articles and it should be acknowledged.