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affel.bsky.social
🍔 🏳️‍🌈💛 🔪 PT/EN clinically insane.
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bloddy hell fernanda won YES YES YES PORRA BRASIL

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

leave aubrey alone!!!!

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

NOSSA NOSSA NOSSA MINHA MANHÃ NUM POST

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

I would give a kidney to be kevin kline on the last episode of disclaimer with cate blanchett and being able to listen and watch that last monologue looking at her eyes, aaaaaaaaaaa so good

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

ai ta tendo força de mulher - kadin na record 😍 saudades dublar a Yesim

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

finally!

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

the most horrible thing of waking up before my wife is having to drink my own coffee😞

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

why is Eva green so much hotter when she plays a witch?

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

currently buying blackout curtains

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

cult of the lamb is our new obsession

submitted 206 days ago • 2 comments

a bull terrier bit my wife on the street and the owner just took off - I am pissed.

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

1-800-237-8255

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

mum is adamant about one of our cats being depressed. and she thinks it's her fault cuz he is too much like her. she has tears in her eyes. SHES PROJECTING ON THE CAT oh mama

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

I am a toy that people enjoy until all the tricks don't work anymore and they are bored of me 🎶

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

what tv series you would never skip the intro?

submitted 210 days ago • 2 comments

omg wizards of baking is making me squeeeak! 🐍

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop. Cats were perfect for thousands of years before we started "adjusting" them. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/o...

submitted 220 days ago • 87 comments

feliz dia, saci, bruxas, slashers, goth babie, pré dia de los muertos e meu feriado pessoal com todos os santos assoprando minha vela 🎂🔪🥳 and have a killer day!

submitted 228 days ago • 0 comments

loving that my daily clothes are my new characters fav clothes gotta love a morbid bitch

submitted 242 days ago • 0 comments

after two weeks suffering the effects of abstinence, i'm back semi alive to tell you NEVER believe abstinence is the key, no no and no, damage reduction people! and spread the word, guys, benzos abstinence can give you convulsions. say no to any doctor no matter what

submitted 243 days ago • 1 comment

I have to bite myself to bring me back

submitted 244 days ago • 0 comments

4 am. let's start the countdown to my fall down

submitted 244 days ago • 0 comments

é muito bom ser prefeito/governador de direita, nada é culpa sua, ninguém cobra, se for ano eleitoral é só botar coletinho laranja e pedir paciência

submitted 245 days ago • 46 comments

i've dissociated a long time ago

submitted 247 days ago • 0 comments

You're not lactose intolerant, you're haunted by cheese 👻

submitted 252 days ago • 92 comments

machuquei minha boca com meu anel em um longo espasmo na madrugada e agora além de ter que ficar de unha curta preciso dormir sem meus anéis. tal qual benjamin button já já vou precisar de fraldas

submitted 251 days ago • 1 comment

dead boy detectives foi a coisa mais gracinha que eu assisti esse semestre (choreeeeei sim)

submitted 251 days ago • 0 comments

minha tl cheia de gente contando as horas pro próximo episódio de agatha harkness, como pode gays serem movidas por séries

submitted 251 days ago • 1 comment

masterpiece

submitted 251 days ago • 0 comments

segunda vez vendo speak no evil e sigo intrigada com o patty

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

chegamos a conclusão que somos um grande clichê sáfico

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

quem vai me indicar uma peça pra esse fim de semana?

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

só quem já treinou sorriso no espelho vai me entender hoje

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

é domingo a noite

submitted 253 days ago • 12 comments

estamos vendo dead sea e concluímos que entre um homem cis hétero e um tubarão preferimos pular na água

submitted 254 days ago • 0 comments

sarah paulson locona de stilnox em hold your breath

submitted 255 days ago • 0 comments

sarah paulson phd em fazer mães surtadas

submitted 255 days ago • 0 comments

i'm so stressed my stress became chock waves that have now decided to start coming out of my body in espasm. have I transcended?

submitted 257 days ago • 1 comment

cada vez mais em paz aqui com meu slim shady

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