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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
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We will extol the virtues of the wild blackberries as a source of eaglet sustenance. And maybe point out some small land mammals.
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I’ll be on the river, checking to make sure there are enough fish for the bald eagle family.
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Hmm, I’m not sure. I definitely have my favorites over there.
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Oh wow, I love that area.
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Is that around here? Wondering what home prices are doing right now. We were thinking of selling earlier this year, but we will just hunker down for a while.
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as are the melon parties.
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A show should not require a whole podcast to explain each episode.
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Probably pairs well with Beef Fizz. (Look that up at your own risk.)
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Really had the opportunity for greatness with the alt text on this one.
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Same! Glorious!
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We know why the dad said no.
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She's all black bile.
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Love the confidence of a parent who thinks everything good about their kids is their own doing and everything bad is someone else’s fault and not like,
Luck of the draw. Sincerely, a parent of three adult children who are each their own people.
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Never has a post felt as true as this one.
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I’m not defensive, I just (inserts dictionary definition of being defensive.)
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Need to try this.
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Why do you need to hide when you’re not doing anything wrong?
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Discovered this with some kojic acid soap and love it.
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Please, babe, don’t ruin my cheating vacation by pointing out my cheating.
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Also, thank you science for getting the Bermuda Triangle under control.
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Pretending their outrage isn't because they only just then realized THEY TOO could have been eating out of saucepans this entire time and not having to haul around the pretend trappings of civility and class.
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Tell me you refuse to allow your mind to think critically about anything …
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These looks so good. Mine look janky. May try and zhuzh them up tomorrow. I didn't have the right size brushes.
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You don't spit into the wind.
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Kind of bugged by “all of the sudden,” when I say “all of a sudden,” but actually the more think about it the less either of them make sense.
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I will never forget the summer intern from your column who wanted to change the long-standing corporate dress code into something more casual and the spectacular backfire that ensued. I have gone back to it over and over.
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The thing is, if she’d just listed one, two or even three of these cities, I could excuse missing the joke. But the whole list, she’s practically hitting you over the head with it. You actually have to put more effort in to not get it.
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Would never say there are two sides to whether the earth is round or flat.
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Big Banana money in the 70s funding the development and promotion of banana-centric recipes that should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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And don't give it clicks . . . it keeps it alive.
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LA residents, have fun and explaining to friends and family around the country that you are not “burning to the ground” for the next year. Sincerely, a Portland resident.
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This guy complaining his partner is the best teacher ever? Flunk him and send him back to kindergarten!
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